Comments on: Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo: Who Would Win? http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php A Website About Movies Mon, 13 Feb 2012 23:33:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Anonymous http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-2#comment-163286 Anonymous Wed, 21 Apr 2010 00:50:01 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-163286 Dude, Joe, my dad lets me use his AK-47, Anyway, Han is Kick Ass. That is all. Peace out man. Dude, Joe, my dad lets me use his AK-47, Anyway, Han is Kick Ass. That is all. Peace out man.

]]> By: Migz13 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-2#comment-159348 Migz13 Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:35:55 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-159348 I like both characters but if worse comes to worse I also think Han would win. Though I'm kinda rooting for Indy here being the guy that keeps on scrapping and still manages to win even as the underdog. oh, and I think Dr. Jones has more brains than Han:P I like both characters but if worse comes to worse I also think Han would win. Though I'm kinda rooting for Indy here being the guy that keeps on scrapping and still manages to win even as the underdog. oh, and I think Dr. Jones has more brains than Han:P

]]> By: CaptainBastardAgain http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-132587 CaptainBastardAgain Fri, 27 Feb 2009 23:05:47 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-132587 Argh. Comment was too long. And don't ever rank Mutt Williams over Sallah and Marcus Brody. Shia LaBoner has nothing on Brody's trademark ride into the sunset. Indy has Han trumped in hand to hand combat, intelligence, charisma, and his versatility of weapon usage. Han used a blaster, a few thermal detonators, his ship, and a skiff staff to kill Boba Fett (unintentionally). Indy used his hands, a whip, machete, rocket launcher, Temple guard staff, Nazi planes, trucks, and motorcycles, and an endless amount of stuff to survive. He disarmed an SS motorcyclist with a flagpole, for chrissakes. Case and point. And as for the balls-o-meter, Han Solo, while a ballsy sonofabitch, would never go kamikaze and attempt to kill everyone when backed into a corner like Indy did on the Pankot bridge. If Indy had to go down, everyone did. The man's balls probably weigh more than an Ark full of Sankara stones and crystal skulls, while he stands beating a naked Marion Ravenwood in a drink off, using the Holy Grail to hold his JD. We have a winner. Argh. Comment was too long. And don't ever rank Mutt Williams over Sallah and Marcus Brody. Shia LaBoner has nothing on Brody's trademark ride into the sunset. Indy has Han trumped in hand to hand combat, intelligence, charisma, and his versatility of weapon usage. Han used a blaster, a few thermal detonators, his ship, and a skiff staff to kill Boba Fett (unintentionally). Indy used his hands, a whip, machete, rocket launcher, Temple guard staff, Nazi planes, trucks, and motorcycles, and an endless amount of stuff to survive. He disarmed an SS motorcyclist with a flagpole, for chrissakes. Case and point.

And as for the balls-o-meter, Han Solo, while a ballsy sonofabitch, would never go kamikaze and attempt to kill everyone when backed into a corner like Indy did on the Pankot bridge. If Indy had to go down, everyone did. The man's balls probably weigh more than an Ark full of Sankara stones and crystal skulls, while he stands beating a naked Marion Ravenwood in a drink off, using the Holy Grail to hold his JD. We have a winner.

]]> By: CaptainBastard http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-132586 CaptainBastard Fri, 27 Feb 2009 23:05:10 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-132586 Pfft.. Indiana Jones would make Han Solo eat his lunch. And what's this about Short Round not being any good at hand to hand combat? He torched Salim Zingh and Indy in the chest, therefore unlocking the way to cure the Black Sleep of Kali, took out a ton of temple guards and insurgents with a 2x4, and was pretty much the only reason that Indy and Willie survived the Temple of Doom. Had not he escaped his chains, burnt Indy's biscuits, and pulled Willie back up from the sacrificial pit, there'd be no Raiders, and Hitler would have had the ark. Come to think of it, opening it would've melted him and anyone in the Reichstag like cheese on Texas toast, but I digress. Pfft.. Indiana Jones would make Han Solo eat his lunch. And what's this about Short Round not being any good at hand to hand combat? He torched Salim Zingh and Indy in the chest, therefore unlocking the way to cure the Black Sleep of Kali, took out a ton of temple guards and insurgents with a 2×4, and was pretty much the only reason that Indy and Willie survived the Temple of Doom. Had not he escaped his chains, burnt Indy's biscuits, and pulled Willie back up from the sacrificial pit, there'd be no Raiders, and Hitler would have had the ark. Come to think of it, opening it would've melted him and anyone in the Reichstag like cheese on Texas toast, but I digress.

]]> By: CaptainBastard http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-190509 CaptainBastard Fri, 27 Feb 2009 23:05:00 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-190509 Pfft.. Indiana Jones would make Han Solo eat his lunch. And what's this about Short Round not being any good at hand to hand combat? He torched Salim Zingh and Indy in the chest, therefore unlocking the way to cure the Black Sleep of Kali, took out a ton of temple guards and insurgents with a 2x4, and was pretty much the only reason that Indy and Willie survived the Temple of Doom. Had not he escaped his chains, burnt Indy's biscuits, and pulled Willie back up from the sacrificial pit, there'd be no Raiders, and Hitler would have had the ark. Come to think of it, opening it would've melted him and anyone in the Reichstag like cheese on Texas toast, but I digress. Pfft.. Indiana Jones would make Han Solo eat his lunch. And what's this about Short Round not being any good at hand to hand combat? He torched Salim Zingh and Indy in the chest, therefore unlocking the way to cure the Black Sleep of Kali, took out a ton of temple guards and insurgents with a 2×4, and was pretty much the only reason that Indy and Willie survived the Temple of Doom. Had not he escaped his chains, burnt Indy's biscuits, and pulled Willie back up from the sacrificial pit, there'd be no Raiders, and Hitler would have had the ark. Come to think of it, opening it would've melted him and anyone in the Reichstag like cheese on Texas toast, but I digress.

]]> By: CaptainBastardAgain http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-190510 CaptainBastardAgain Fri, 27 Feb 2009 23:05:00 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-190510 Argh. Comment was too long. And don't ever rank Mutt Williams over Sallah and Marcus Brody. Shia LaBoner has nothing on Brody's trademark ride into the sunset. Indy has Han trumped in hand to hand combat, intelligence, charisma, and his versatility of weapon usage. Han used a blaster, a few thermal detonators, his ship, and a skiff staff to kill Boba Fett (unintentionally). Indy used his hands, a whip, machete, rocket launcher, Temple guard staff, Nazi planes, trucks, and motorcycles, and an endless amount of stuff to survive. He disarmed an SS motorcyclist with a flagpole, for chrissakes. Case and point. And as for the balls-o-meter, Han Solo, while a ballsy sonofabitch, would never go kamikaze and attempt to kill everyone when backed into a corner like Indy did on the Pankot bridge. If Indy had to go down, everyone did. The man's balls probably weigh more than an Ark full of Sankara stones and crystal skulls, while he stands beating a naked Marion Ravenwood in a drink off, using the Holy Grail to hold his JD. We have a winner. Argh. Comment was too long. And don't ever rank Mutt Williams over Sallah and Marcus Brody. Shia LaBoner has nothing on Brody's trademark ride into the sunset. Indy has Han trumped in hand to hand combat, intelligence, charisma, and his versatility of weapon usage. Han used a blaster, a few thermal detonators, his ship, and a skiff staff to kill Boba Fett (unintentionally). Indy used his hands, a whip, machete, rocket launcher, Temple guard staff, Nazi planes, trucks, and motorcycles, and an endless amount of stuff to survive. He disarmed an SS motorcyclist with a flagpole, for chrissakes. Case and point.

And as for the balls-o-meter, Han Solo, while a ballsy sonofabitch, would never go kamikaze and attempt to kill everyone when backed into a corner like Indy did on the Pankot bridge. If Indy had to go down, everyone did. The man's balls probably weigh more than an Ark full of Sankara stones and crystal skulls, while he stands beating a naked Marion Ravenwood in a drink off, using the Holy Grail to hold his JD. We have a winner.

]]> By: just http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-130673 just Sun, 15 Feb 2009 09:48:52 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-130673 ... Jack Ryan … Jack Ryan

]]> By: just http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-190508 just Sun, 15 Feb 2009 09:48:00 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-190508 ... Jack Ryan … Jack Ryan

]]> By: pelle http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-127775 pelle Sun, 25 Jan 2009 08:17:32 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-127775 Actually, for what it's worth, Han punches Lando in the face during the post- interrogation scene in Empire Strikes Back. So true, he never punches an ENEMY, but he does punch somebody in the face at least once. Actually, for what it's worth, Han punches Lando in the face during the post- interrogation scene in Empire Strikes Back. So true, he never punches an ENEMY, but he does punch somebody in the face at least once.

]]> By: pelle http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-190507 pelle Sun, 25 Jan 2009 08:17:00 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-190507 Actually, for what it's worth, Han punches Lando in the face during the post- interrogation scene in Empire Strikes Back. So true, he never punches an ENEMY, but he does punch somebody in the face at least once. Actually, for what it's worth, Han punches Lando in the face during the post- interrogation scene in Empire Strikes Back. So true, he never punches an ENEMY, but he does punch somebody in the face at least once.

]]> By: TGarvey4 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-117348 TGarvey4 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:10:53 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-117348 Spoiler? SPOILER?! That was hilarious. Great article and honestly that was my favorite part. I assume it was meant to be funny of course. Spoiler? SPOILER?! That was hilarious. Great article and honestly that was my favorite part. I assume it was meant to be funny of course.

]]> By: TGarvey4 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-190506 TGarvey4 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:10:00 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-190506 Spoiler? SPOILER?! That was hilarious. Great article and honestly that was my favorite part. I assume it was meant to be funny of course. Spoiler? SPOILER?! That was hilarious. Great article and honestly that was my favorite part. I assume it was meant to be funny of course.

]]> By: BigDude http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-113554 BigDude Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:52:19 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-113554 Hang on... How come Short Round gets to be Indy's sidekick when there is a much better option such as Sallah (who could easily match any wookie, right)? Hang on… How come Short Round gets to be Indy’s sidekick when there is a much better option such as Sallah (who could easily match any wookie, right)?

]]> By: BigDude http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-190505 BigDude Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:52:00 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-190505 Hang on... How come Short Round gets to be Indy's sidekick when there is a much better option such as Sallah (who could easily match any wookie, right)? Hang on… How come Short Round gets to be Indy’s sidekick when there is a much better option such as Sallah (who could easily match any wookie, right)?

]]> By: Jeremy M http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-95063 Jeremy M Mon, 26 May 2008 19:46:57 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-95063 If this was straight up fisticuffs. NO sidekicks, weapons, transportation or girls. Indy FTW. If this was straight up fisticuffs. NO sidekicks, weapons, transportation or girls.

Indy FTW.

]]> By: Jeremy M http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-190504 Jeremy M Mon, 26 May 2008 19:46:00 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-190504 If this was straight up fisticuffs. NO sidekicks, weapons, transportation or girls. Indy FTW. If this was straight up fisticuffs. NO sidekicks, weapons, transportation or girls.

Indy FTW.

]]> By: Davo http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-95046 Davo Mon, 26 May 2008 12:35:01 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-95046 Scanain & Matthew both makes very good point for the Indy Wins case, but that all depends on weather Han gets the drop and shoots first or not. But then again Indy did take out the Swordsman with his six shooter. If its one on one without Han's technological advantages and the super powered sidekicks, I'm gunna have to go with Jones. He could probable use his whip to disarm Solo in the same way Vader did with the force, and I don't remember Solo punching anyone in the face. (possible because most of his enemies wore helmets) We see Indy cop much more of a hiding and still bounce back for more the we ever see of Han, and Indy comes out on top in all of his films, where as Han is left a bit cold at the end of Empire. Harrison Ford was happy to come back for a 4th Indy film but tried to talk Lucas into killing off Solo at the end of Jedi, that's got to count for something, kind of. Scanain & Matthew both makes very good point for the Indy Wins case, but that all depends on weather Han gets the drop and shoots first or not. But then again Indy did take out the Swordsman with his six shooter.

If its one on one without Han’s technological advantages and the super powered sidekicks, I’m gunna have to go with Jones. He could probable use his whip to disarm Solo in the same way Vader did with the force, and I don’t remember Solo punching anyone in the face. (possible because most of his enemies wore helmets)

We see Indy cop much more of a hiding and still bounce back for more the we ever see of Han, and Indy comes out on top in all of his films, where as Han is left a bit cold at the end of Empire.

Harrison Ford was happy to come back for a 4th Indy film but tried to talk Lucas into killing off Solo at the end of Jedi, that’s got to count for something, kind of.

]]> By: Davo http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-190503 Davo Mon, 26 May 2008 12:35:00 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-190503 Scanain & Matthew both makes very good point for the Indy Wins case, but that all depends on weather Han gets the drop and shoots first or not. But then again Indy did take out the Swordsman with his six shooter. If its one on one without Han's technological advantages and the super powered sidekicks, I'm gunna have to go with Jones. He could probable use his whip to disarm Solo in the same way Vader did with the force, and I don't remember Solo punching anyone in the face. (possible because most of his enemies wore helmets) We see Indy cop much more of a hiding and still bounce back for more the we ever see of Han, and Indy comes out on top in all of his films, where as Han is left a bit cold at the end of Empire. Harrison Ford was happy to come back for a 4th Indy film but tried to talk Lucas into killing off Solo at the end of Jedi, that's got to count for something, kind of. Scanain & Matthew both makes very good point for the Indy Wins case, but that all depends on weather Han gets the drop and shoots first or not. But then again Indy did take out the Swordsman with his six shooter.

If its one on one without Han’s technological advantages and the super powered sidekicks, I’m gunna have to go with Jones. He could probable use his whip to disarm Solo in the same way Vader did with the force, and I don’t remember Solo punching anyone in the face. (possible because most of his enemies wore helmets)

We see Indy cop much more of a hiding and still bounce back for more the we ever see of Han, and Indy comes out on top in all of his films, where as Han is left a bit cold at the end of Empire.

Harrison Ford was happy to come back for a 4th Indy film but tried to talk Lucas into killing off Solo at the end of Jedi, that’s got to count for something, kind of.

]]> By: Matthew http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-93741 Matthew Sun, 18 May 2008 15:18:48 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-93741 A clear-headed revision of the evidence leads to only one sane conclusion: Indiana Jones beats Han Solo. A blaster is really not much of an advantage over a six shooter, and Indy is a master with the whip. Most important, Han never demonstrated the sheer guts and athleticism that Indy did when he took out a whole truck of soldiers, at one point crawling under it and letting the truck drag him across the ground. When it comes to a fight, Han Solo could not hang with Indy, no serious question can be raised about it. Episode IV: A New Hope was superior to Raiders of the Lost Ark by a small amount, but Indy clearly beats Han in a fight. A clear-headed revision of the evidence leads to only one sane conclusion: Indiana Jones beats Han Solo. A blaster is really not much of an advantage over a six shooter, and Indy is a master with the whip. Most important, Han never demonstrated the sheer guts and athleticism that Indy did when he took out a whole truck of soldiers, at one point crawling under it and letting the truck drag him across the ground.

When it comes to a fight, Han Solo could not hang with Indy, no serious question can be raised about it. Episode IV: A New Hope was superior to Raiders of the Lost Ark by a small amount, but Indy clearly beats Han in a fight.

]]> By: Matthew http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/officially-cool/han-solo-v-indiana-jones.php/comment-page-1#comment-190502 Matthew Sun, 18 May 2008 15:18:00 +0000 http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/?p=6723#comment-190502 A clear-headed revision of the evidence leads to only one sane conclusion: Indiana Jones beats Han Solo. A blaster is really not much of an advantage over a six shooter, and Indy is a master with the whip. Most important, Han never demonstrated the sheer guts and athleticism that Indy did when he took out a whole truck of soldiers, at one point crawling under it and letting the truck drag him across the ground. When it comes to a fight, Han Solo could not hang with Indy, no serious question can be raised about it. Episode IV: A New Hope was superior to Raiders of the Lost Ark by a small amount, but Indy clearly beats Han in a fight. A clear-headed revision of the evidence leads to only one sane conclusion: Indiana Jones beats Han Solo. A blaster is really not much of an advantage over a six shooter, and Indy is a master with the whip. Most important, Han never demonstrated the sheer guts and athleticism that Indy did when he took out a whole truck of soldiers, at one point crawling under it and letting the truck drag him across the ground.

When it comes to a fight, Han Solo could not hang with Indy, no serious question can be raised about it. Episode IV: A New Hope was superior to Raiders of the Lost Ark by a small amount, but Indy clearly beats Han in a fight.

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