Zac Efron – Two Years + Bleached Manhole = Bruno

Posted by Dr. Cole Abaius (cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com) on May 11, 2009

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I know that we all hate doing math, especially when it deals with bleached body parts, but you won’t have to strain your brain too much. Although your soul might get a little stained.

Film Drunk got their mitts on a new video from Bruno (who looks shockingly similar to Sacha Baron Cohen) advertising himself and his asschenhaler as open for friendship and interracial deliveries.

See for yourself if a friendship with Bruno is right for you!


Ah, that familiar feeling of being at a loss for words.

Funny? Meh. I get the feeling that if this is a sampling of the type of humor that’s going to pervade Bruno, the cheap gay jokes are probably going to get old pretty fast. Ha! Get it? Gay men like to have anal sex! Hilarious.

What do you think? Innovative hilarity or more of the same?


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  • Yeah, that's a very poor representation of the film. The SXSW preview footage was most definitely hilarious though. You and your waxed manhole will enjoy it Cole, I promise.
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