Oh right, we do… Introducing “Afternoon Delight,” FSR’s newest psuedo-column — helping you get through the day by providing diversion, as if movie news wasn’t enough to divert you from your own reality.

Today’s afternoon delight is brought to you by a Russian stripper named Nikita who does the slow-grind to the riffs of Joe Perry. She has accomplished what every man on this planet can only dream of doing, the seduction of Megan Fox…

(Click for More)

Oh, and did you hear about this Olivia Wilde connection? That’s worth a double exposure…

Megan Fox was a Teenage Lesbian [GQ Online]