He really does deliver “a movie like nobody else has delivered in the last ten years.”

quotes taken from: “http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/uwe-boll-is-a-james-bond-villain.php”

He really does deliver “a movie like nobody else has delivered in the last ten years.”

quotes taken from: “http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/uwe-boll-is-a-james-bond-villain.php”

From the trailer this movie looks interesting enough for me to watch. I won’t run out and see it the day it’s released, but I’ll watch it eventually, and I’m guessing I’ll enjoy it. Is it original? No, not really. Is the acting stellar? Doesn’t appear so, but it appears to be better than the worst of the worst. I’d say the same about the director. So, overall it appears to be worth the price of the rental in my opinion.

I’d also like to point out that it would be hard for a director to continue to find financing if their movies did not make some amount of money. Obviously enough people see Uwe Boll movies that someone feels justified in continuing to write him checks. That may not be the mark of a great director but at least he’s successful in what he is doing, and for that I say more power to him!

From the trailer this movie looks interesting enough for me to watch. I won’t run out and see it the day it’s released, but I’ll watch it eventually, and I’m guessing I’ll enjoy it. Is it original? No, not really. Is the acting stellar? Doesn’t appear so, but it appears to be better than the worst of the worst. I’d say the same about the director. So, overall it appears to be worth the price of the rental in my opinion.

I’d also like to point out that it would be hard for a director to continue to find financing if their movies did not make some amount of money. Obviously enough people see Uwe Boll movies that someone feels justified in continuing to write him checks. That may not be the mark of a great director but at least he’s successful in what he is doing, and for that I say more power to him!

This guy’s made a lot of movies. You’d think that just by accident he’d have made at least one by now that didn’t suck.

This guy’s made a lot of movies. You’d think that just by accident he’d have made at least one by now that didn’t suck.

“Painsville”

“Port Scabies”

“Incestburg”

“Rape Springs”

“Boise”

The Batman vs. Alien & Predator trailer was WAAY better, and that was made off somebody’s lunch money.

You’d think Boll could do more with the cash he gets from ze Germans.

“Painsville”

“Port Scabies”

“Incestburg”

“Rape Springs”

“Boise”

The Batman vs. Alien & Predator trailer was WAAY better, and that was made off somebody’s lunch money.

You’d think Boll could do more with the cash he gets from ze Germans.

Shall we run down the After Dark films and see how interesting their premises were? Ancient monster disturbed. Masked killer at theme park. Ghosts in psychiatric ward. Zombies/Rats (both have been done). Tourists caught up in Cult. Inbred cannibals attack tourists. So you’re going to hold those above “Masked killer who survived electrocution?” At best, they’re on par.

Seed looks like a cross between Shocker and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Original? No. (But most mildly budgeted horror films aren’t) Worth watching? So far, I don’t see why not.

And just because you get a chubby over foreign horror films doesn’t mean they’re superior or they use a budget better – the cost of production in most Asian countries pales to Western counterparts.

Shall we run down the After Dark films and see how interesting their premises were? Ancient monster disturbed. Masked killer at theme park. Ghosts in psychiatric ward. Zombies/Rats (both have been done). Tourists caught up in Cult. Inbred cannibals attack tourists. So you’re going to hold those above “Masked killer who survived electrocution?” At best, they’re on par.

Seed looks like a cross between Shocker and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Original? No. (But most mildly budgeted horror films aren’t) Worth watching? So far, I don’t see why not.

And just because you get a chubby over foreign horror films doesn’t mean they’re superior or they use a budget better – the cost of production in most Asian countries pales to Western counterparts.

@ Fure, Your “I’m just a caveman” argument is weak for several reasons, most notably the fact that you’re flat out wrong. The After Dark films may suck, but they often had somewhat interesting premises. Seed is not interesting as we’ve seen it all before in better (and to be fair, equally bad-looking) films. No one’s expecting Spielberg quality from Boll, but low budget doesn’t have to equal shit acting, writing, and action set-pieces. Look at The Machine Girl… most likely cost a lot less than Boll’s had to play with but it was a hell of a lot more entertaining than any of his movies.

@ Fure, Your “I’m just a caveman” argument is weak for several reasons, most notably the fact that you’re flat out wrong. The After Dark films may suck, but they often had somewhat interesting premises. Seed is not interesting as we’ve seen it all before in better (and to be fair, equally bad-looking) films. No one’s expecting Spielberg quality from Boll, but low budget doesn’t have to equal shit acting, writing, and action set-pieces. Look at The Machine Girl… most likely cost a lot less than Boll’s had to play with but it was a hell of a lot more entertaining than any of his movies.

Enjoy riding your high horses up in your towers.

Enjoy riding your high horses up in your towers.