From the vampire-ridden woods of Forks to a small town in the midwest, Twilight supporting star Ashley Greene is on the move. Here in the south at Reject HQ, we’re doing our best to avoid the “churning butter” jokes that came to mind when this story first broke. We’re trying out professionalism.

Risky Business is reporting that Greene has signed on to the Weinstein Co. comedy Butter, which is set to begin filming next week in Louisiana. She’s Out of My League director Jim Field Smith is at the helm with Jennifer Garner producing and starring. The film follows “a number of competitive characters in a small Midwestern town as they become entwined in an annual butter-carving contest. Greene will play a rebellious high school teenager named Kaitlen Pickler.”

So… Pickler is going to carve some butter? I’ve got nothing for that.