It’s been exciting finding out just how absurd movie marketing and movie news reporting has become. Here’s hoping that the down slope continues, but in the mean time, we can all celebrate the slap in the face delivered from the marketers for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn. It’s the last movie in the series, the hook is already in the gullet of their core audience, so they deliver what everyone wants: a hand.

Either it’s the feathery result of some orgasmic tension being release a little too close to the down comforter or Bella has finally realized her insatiable hunger for raw goose. Or she ripped a goose apart while making love. Totally, legally-sanctioned, ethically permissible love. [Thanks Twitter]