Transylmania Movie Trailer: Finally, A Vampire Movie Spoof

Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on September 1, 2009

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Even before the Twilight revolution, vampires were in. Before pink was the new black, vampire movies were making their way into the mainstream with a vengeance. And now, with franchises like the aforementioned teen broodfest Twilight and the low-down and dirty HBO series True Blood, it seems that we just can’t escape the fangs of a vampire-crazy culture. Which makes the whole thing ripe for spoofing.

Enter brothers David and Scott Hillenbrand, the writer/director team behind such gems as King Cobra, National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze and the ever-popular Dorm Daze 2. They are taking the vampire fad to task in their new movie, Transylmania, a spoof that appears to be one part Twilight, one part wannabe Monster Squad (I stress the word wannabe) and one part ever other National Lampoons Presents movie of the past 5 years. Except, based on the trailer below, this movie looks downright awful. Not awful in the Friedberg/Seltzer sense, but not far off. The only thing we can hope for is that the movie is smarter than what we’re seeing here (which I doubt) and that they stay on the topic of vampires (if Amy Winehouse shows up in this movie, I’m going on a killing spree). All I know is that it’s clearly no Lesbian Vampire Killers.

Transylmania is in theaters (or on DVD, I can’t tell) December 4, 2009. Check out the trailer below, courtesy of Yahoo Movies.


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  • Man don't even joke about anything related to Dorm Daze. Shit is so bad it's not even ok to joke that it's not. Dorm Daze is one of like only 2 or 3 movies, ever, that I've not been able to finish in a timely fashion. I had to take like a 3 month break from it and finished it later on HBO.
  • daviedave_47
    It's so bad, they even made a SECOND one (if that even makes sense)! They are out to sea on a cruise ship...with pretty much the same cast as not only the first DD, but this new vampire movie, as well. Before I even read the article above (but after viewing the trailer), I knew it was from the same group of people.

    I think the last truly decent/good spoof movie was Not Another Teen Movie. All that have come afterwards are just plain bad.
  • djsp
    hey, lets go for it, but cant watch this one alone
  • Christopher_M
    It looks like it could be funny...I wouldn't say it looks as bad as the National Lampoon direct-to-DVD flicks...the kid from Cabin Fever as a vampire hunter was sort of cool...I am on the same page about zero star parodies and it isn't even directly parodying Twilight...so it could be worth a rental down the line...
  • nickdenife
    This looks positively idiotic. Nice cleavage shots, though.
  • lol i like it already.
  • Big K
    It's just what nobody asked for!
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