Those ‘Dragonball’ Piccolo Pictures You Didn’t Ask For

Posted by Dr. Cole Abaius (cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com) on February 23, 2009

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Last night as I lounged on a rented yacht sipping bloody mary mix because we ran out of liquor by 4 a.m., I began wondering about how much more we could mock Dragonball. As if from Heaven Above, our ship hit a small sand bar, and I accidentally clicked on a link leading me to io9’s page with some new images from the much-maligned movie.

The ones that made me laugh the most are below. But on the plus side, at least there’s some green:

Piccolo enjoying the big game.

Attack!

Piccolo sees a delicious pie he wants.

Actually green.

Yes, if you click on them they will largify (for some of them). The only lesson to learn from all this is that if Pinhead had all the pins removed from his head and made love to Spike from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” nine months later, they’d have this ugly green menace. Also, Crayola Brand Paint is somehow involved.

Are the fans of this show just about ready to throw themselves in front of a train yet?


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  • I was a DBZ fan for a while, but then the cartoon became too childish for me.

    Is that Cell in the photos? I can't tell who that's supposed to be.. and cole, for god's sake, I wanna see photos of the rented yacht!
  • Chille
    I think its supposed to be piccilo.
  • yeah they manage to give Goku his ridiculous orange gi... you'd think Piccolo would have his his signature head wrap and be a lot more green....
  • Chris
    He looks a lot like that super computer guy who laughs at you from that old arcade game Rolling Thunder, doesn't he?
  • David G
    Yeah. I used to like that game. Geez that takes me back. Remember that cheezy soundtrack?
  • Looks like pissed off Adam Sessler.
  • It really does... *goes to check IMDB page*
  • Chris
    Holy Jesus, Robert! That's one for totallylookslike.com!

    Sessler has one of those faces I guess. He always reminded me of a grown up version of the kid who falls for Angela in the original Sleepaway Camp. Or a younger version of the main blind guy from the 1972 release of Tales From The Crypt.
  • David G
    Man that looks too much like Frieza. But thats just showing us how lame this movie will be. APlus its like 15 years too late.
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