The Love Guru with Jessica Alba? She Can Touch My Chakra Anytime!

Posted by Joshua Martin (joshua@filmschoolrejects.com) on August 9, 2007

Strap your turbans on folks, there is a new Michael Meyers movie coming June 20th 2008. â€œThe Love Guru,â€ an original character from Michael Meyers is the first since Austin Powers and looks to be hysterical. Also in it are Romany Malco, Jessica Alba, and Verne Troyer.

Meyers plays Pitka, an orphaned child left in India and raised by gurus. Once moved back to America, he is assigned to fix a relationship between a star hockey player (Malco) and the scorching hot owner (Jessica Alba). Pitka has to reunite the couple and get the coach (troyer) on board to get the player and owner back on track toward a championship, but will the owners love for another player on a rival team get in the way? How could it not.

Don’t forget June 20th 2008, Michael and Jessica hit the ice!

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