The Horton Hears a Who Movie Drinking Game

Posted by Kevin Carr (kevin@filmschoolrejects.com) on March 14, 2008

Yeah, yeah. We all realize that Horton Hears a Who is a kids’ movie. But that shouldn’t stop all of you over 21 from having some fun. Just don’t disrupt the families when you play, and it’s probably not a good idea to do this game at a 1 p.m. show on Saturday.

But with that said, why let all that sweeping camera motions, bright colors and funky design go to waste on the sober people?

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and be sure to listen to every particle of dust that passes you by for tiny little Whos.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Horton grabs or lets go of the clover
The Narrator speaks
Something rhymes
Whoville shakes

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A banana
A Dr. Seuss-ish vehicle or contraption
The elephant’s butt
One or more of the Who mayor’s kids

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“Who”
“Horton”
“clover”
“big,” “small” or any other size word

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Horton makes a funny hat out of his ears

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