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Stan Lee Makes a Move on Paris Hilton
Posted by Maggie Van Ostrand (maggie@filmschoolrejects.com) on August 21, 2007
Famed writer Smilin’ Stan Lee (Spider-Man, X-Men, Silver Surfer, Fantastic Four) is bringing the world another Superhero: Paris Hilton. We’re not making this up.
Lee told NY Post columnist Cindy Adams, that he plans to make an animated cartoon TV show with Paris Hilton. “A hip comedy in the superhero comedy-adventure genre. We get on very well. This is a charming, very likable person. Sophisticated. Great comedic sense. A fine voice. And seriously hard-working. Totally unlike whatever the public is led to believe. And she has input. She attends every meeting. What we plan to do is truly tasteful.”
Paris could start an entirely new trend — she could be her own living cartoon in the flesh, but have an animated voice.
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17 Comments
August 22nd, 2007 at 4:18 pm
WTF. Is that a studio photo of her reading The Art of War and pretending that she is capable of integrating it?
August 22nd, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Whoops. This news is about two months old!
http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2007/06/15/world-forgets-to-tell-stan-lee-paris-hilton-is-poison/
August 22nd, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Yeah, I get that. Why has this come back up now? Do we have people that aren’t liking Who Wants to be a Superhero? I guess now we have the answer…. :)
August 22nd, 2007 at 4:55 pm
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August 22nd, 2007 at 5:19 pm
So, when she says, “That’s Hot”, things burst into flame?
Does she have a Chihuahua gun with little ears and rat-tails hanging out of the clip?
Does she do some sort of crying-out-of-a-speeding-ticket defense?
Do sobriety tests function as kryptonite?
Is the secret headquarters in a rehab center?
What do the car chases look like? “to the HiltonMobile! We’ll drive like shit until the cops chase both us and the criminal, then …” Yeah, didn’t work for Lindsey Lohan either.
Can anyone picture a conversation between her and The Tick? Is your IQ dropping just thinking about it? Check your chin for spit. If you are a drooling invalid right now, I apologize for putting that image in your head.
I think Stan Lee is getting tired and thought, “What character could I do that never changes facial expression? That would save a lot of work since I could just copy and paste. Hey I know!”
August 22nd, 2007 at 5:32 pm
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August 22nd, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Didn’t he already do something like this with Pamela Anderson? Stripperella, that’s it.
August 23rd, 2007 at 2:46 am
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August 23rd, 2007 at 11:35 am
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August 23rd, 2007 at 12:42 pm
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August 24th, 2007 at 1:57 am
Celebrity chaos! Which of the following celebrities has committed the worse offense? a) Paris b) Bill Murray c) Lindsay d)Mel Gibson e) Michael Vick f) Nicole Richie
vote at http://www.pollicious.com
August 26th, 2007 at 6:29 am
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August 28th, 2007 at 2:20 am
Why are you guys so harsh? Just because Paris is a total idiot doesn’t mean she’s a total id…
never mind…
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November 4th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Come on guys, she knows how to read !!!
ZEd
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