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ComingSoon.net has unfortunately heard that Bo Zenga, a producer from the Scary Movie franchise, will be writing and directing Stan Helsing. I’m sure you can guess where this going plot wise, as all of your classic movie monsters will get a “proper” send-up.

The movie will follow our man Stan, a video store clerk, who on Halloween night, must battle these classic monsters in this spoof. Count me out, for the count. (Heh, like count Dracula) I’ve had enough of these spoof movies to last two lifetimes and just the title of this one sounds idiotic. Spoofs haven’t been funny since Loaded Weapon 1 and The Naked Gun.

Expect critics to give this film a drumming late this year, with filming beginning in April.