Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz Make Sweet Love

Posted by Dr. Cole Abaius (cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com) on February 7, 2008

While doing his daily, 3:30pm search for scantly clad pictures of Scarlett Johansson, our beloved and esteemed editor Neil stumbled upon an actual piece of news.

According to our best friends for life over at /Film and about 4,000 fanfics circulating the net right now, Johansson will hop into bed with costar Penelope Cruz for Woody Allen’s new project Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

In news that may ruin that mental image, the pair also engage in a menage a trois with co-star Javier Bardem.

It’s been the hope of many that this project would be a return to form for Woody after 2006’s Scoop. Whether that happens remains to be seen, but I’d be willing to bet he’s got the attention of at least half the population.

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Josh Radde

A three-way with Javier Bardem was in fact the only thing MISSING from No Country for Old Men.

Cole Abaius

SPOILER ALERT:

It's actually what kills Brolin's character in the motel room. I hear they shot it, but it ended up on the cutting room floor.