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While doing his daily, 3:30pm search for scantly clad pictures of Scarlett Johansson, our beloved and esteemed editor Neil stumbled upon an actual piece of news.

According to our best friends for life over at /Film and about 4,000 fanfics circulating the net right now, Johansson will hop into bed with costar Penelope Cruz for Woody Allen’s new project Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

In news that may ruin that mental image, the pair also engage in a menage a trois with co-star Javier Bardem.

It’s been the hope of many that this project would be a return to form for Woody after 2006′s Scoop. Whether that happens remains to be seen, but I’d be willing to bet he’s got the attention of at least half the population.