bartender says, “i’ll give you a sasperella if you just sit in the corner and promise to not bother any of my customers.”

gay man agrees and drinks in the corner of the bar.

moments later, an extremely fatigued cowboy walks into the bar and states, “sh*t, i’m so thirsty i could lick the sweat from a cow’s balls!”

gay man exclaims, “MOO-MOO COWBOY!”

crappy joke, unless that cowboy is in fact robert f**ckin downey jr. can’t wait to see this film if rdj stars. it’ll probably still be pretty awesome either way though.

this is completely irrelevant, but has anyone seen the trailer for “the good, the bad, the weird”? i think i’m in love.

bartender says, “i’ll give you a sasperella if you just sit in the corner and promise to not bother any of my customers.”

gay man agrees and drinks in the corner of the bar.

moments later, an extremely fatigued cowboy walks into the bar and states, “sh*t, i’m so thirsty i could lick the sweat from a cow’s balls!”

gay man exclaims, “MOO-MOO COWBOY!”

crappy joke, unless that cowboy is in fact robert f**ckin downey jr. can’t wait to see this film if rdj stars. it’ll probably still be pretty awesome either way though.

this is completely irrelevant, but has anyone seen the trailer for “the good, the bad, the weird”? i think i’m in love.