Peter Berg Wants To Sink Your ‘Battleship’

Posted by Rob Hunter (rob@filmschoolrejects.com) on May 18, 2009

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This is just stupid.

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that Peter Berg may be signing on to direct a big screen adaptation of the classic Hasbro board game Battleship.  Jon and Eric Hoeber are writing the script for the “epic naval action adventure” but I honestly don’t see the point.  An action movie filled with large-scale battles could be quite cool, but what exactly is the Battleship connection?  Aside from the iconic line from the commercials (”You sunk my battleship mother-fucker!”) there’s absolutely nothing identifiable to the game that could go into a film.  No plot, no characters… there’s nothing at all.

Berg gets flack for his films but I count myself as a fan thanks in large part to the action and intensity of The Kingdom as well as the action and humor of The Rundown.  I don’t doubt that Berg can make an exciting naval adventure, but again, I just don’t see the point of paying for and marketing it as related to the game.

/Film is also speculating as to potential casting for the film… it seems Twilight star Robert Pattinson was seen leaving Berg’s house last week.  Could they have been playing a late night game of Battleship together?

What do you think about a Battleship movie?


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  • daviedave47
    Well..being in the Navy, and having served in the fleet (not to mention a life-long fascination with Naval shipbuilding...and yes...even the "Battleship" game...)...I am whole-heartedly FOR this project. Of course...having said that...I would like it to be a GOOD movie, so I think some clever brain-storming sessions better be taking place.

    I would much rather them make something new (like this!), and run the risk of it failing, as opposed to ruining something that is already a great classic by "re-imagining" it (i.e. "Clue"). Perhaps as an alternative they can try "Candyland" or "Boggle." Or maybe "Jenga" or "Mousetrap."
  • Cookie Garris
    I'm with you Rob. There's no connection at all. Are they fighting giant floating pegs? I have studied WW2 WW1 naval history and if there going to do a movie about naval warfare there's enough content out there to make a movie that honors the soldiers that fought in those wars.

    Why not remake the movie Midway or Hunt for the Bismark?
  • Nick
    Perhaps a naval war game that turns deadly?
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