Paris Hilton Still Appearing in Movies

Posted by Dr. Cole Abaius (cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com) on October 29, 2007

It’s been so long that I’ve read anything about Paris Hilton’s acting career that I was surprised to learn that she was actually out of jail and headed to the big screen. I’ll the collective groan I just heard as proof that you’re excited to see what thrilling masterpiece she’s in this year!

Hollywood Reporter wasted ink and bandwidth to bring the story that Hilton’s new vehicle â€œThe Hottie and the Nottieâ€ will infect theaters right around Valentine’s Day giving single people who decided to hit the megaplex for some escapism another reason to stare at that full canister of sleeping pills longingly.

A free tip to the industry: Don’t include fake words in your movie’s title. Even tweens don’t like seeing their slanguage fed back to them on celluloid.

So far, the only good that could come of this is that the movie also features Christine Lakin as â€œthe ugly friendâ€. If that name seems familiar, but you can’t place it, it’s because you saw it pop up on the screen every Friday night during the mid-nineties when you rolled up onto the couch with mom and dad to watch ABC’s family friendly â€œStep by Stepâ€. My crush on her was age-appropriate back then, so I have no shame in saying that she’s gorgeous. Much more gorgeous than Paris Hilton. In fact, if some creative editing can change the movie to where Hilton is the ugly friend, I’d probably actually go see it.

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Maggie Van Ostrand

Very funny, and very apt, review. What a waste of air space Paris Hilton is. And to actually see her pose as the magnificent Audrey Hepburn, a true star, is appalling.

Thanks for warning the tweens about this, as well as every other lliving human being.

If only Paris Hilton would use her time to do something worthwhile instead of the pathetic tricks she pulls just to get attention. Pitiful.

This is a movie to stay away from. Thanks for the heads up.

Cole.Abaius

Ten points to Neil for finding a classy photo of Paris Hilton. And I doubted you!

Author's Note: I hate it when I leave important words out of articles. The word "take" should appear in the second sentence. The word "syphilis" should appear in the fourth. Try and figure that one out, team.

Alissa Curtin

That is just wrong! Audrey would not want to be depicted by Paris...that is a sin! Audrey was a class act and Paris is only famous for being Daddy's rich girl and her pathetic excuse for a sex tape. I am offended that Paris was even considered to pose as Audrey!

jo

im sorry but paris hilton and the word classy should not be put in the same sentence. audrey hepburn was the classiest woman in history and for paris to be imitating her is frankly comical.

Emily

Nope, Paris can't do it. She's not cut out to be Audrey. Audrey's got the natural classy/naturalness about her, Paris has faked herself into everything. No more of her dress up like Audrey, it's insulting Audrey image and reputation.

Name

this dirty bitch doesn't deserve to where Audrey Hepburn's shoe nevertheless try to rip off her look!! This snail trail is not worth licking Audrey's boots!! Whoever took this pic must have droppped acid right before!!!! plz!!!

loveMYbabe

Audrey Hepburn Is Too Beautiful And Paris Hilton Cannot Pass..There Will NEVER Be Another Like Audrey!

H. Matters

Audrey Hepburn was a woman of style, grace and most importantly class; all of which Paris Hilton is not. This is an injustice to Ms. Hepburn.

Paris Hilton Still Appearing in Movies

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