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Paris Hilton Still Appearing in Movies
Posted by Cole Abaius (cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com) on October 29, 2007
It’s been so long that I’ve read anything about Paris Hilton’s acting career that I was surprised to learn that she was actually out of jail and headed to the big screen. I’ll the collective groan I just heard as proof that you’re excited to see what thrilling masterpiece she’s in this year!
Hollywood Reporter wasted ink and bandwidth to bring the story that Hilton’s new vehicle “The Hottie and the Nottie†will infect theaters right around Valentine’s Day giving single people who decided to hit the megaplex for some escapism another reason to stare at that full canister of sleeping pills longingly.
A free tip to the industry: Don’t include fake words in your movie’s title. Even tweens don’t like seeing their slanguage fed back to them on celluloid.
So far, the only good that could come of this is that the movie also features Christine Lakin as “the ugly friendâ€. If that name seems familiar, but you can’t place it, it’s because you saw it pop up on the screen every Friday night during the mid-nineties when you rolled up onto the couch with mom and dad to watch ABC’s family friendly “Step by Stepâ€. My crush on her was age-appropriate back then, so I have no shame in saying that she’s gorgeous. Much more gorgeous than Paris Hilton. In fact, if some creative editing can change the movie to where Hilton is the ugly friend, I’d probably actually go see it.
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4 Comments
October 29th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
Very funny, and very apt, review. What a waste of air space Paris Hilton is. And to actually see her pose as the magnificent Audrey Hepburn, a true star, is appalling.
Thanks for warning the tweens about this, as well as every other lliving human being.
If only Paris Hilton would use her time to do something worthwhile instead of the pathetic tricks she pulls just to get attention. Pitiful.
This is a movie to stay away from. Thanks for the heads up.
October 30th, 2007 at 11:15 am
Ten points to Neil for finding a classy photo of Paris Hilton. And I doubted you!
Author’s Note: I hate it when I leave important words out of articles. The word “take” should appear in the second sentence. The word “syphilis” should appear in the fourth. Try and figure that one out, team.
May 30th, 2008 at 10:35 am
That is just wrong! Audrey would not want to be depicted by Paris…that is a sin! Audrey was a class act and Paris is only famous for being Daddy’s rich girl and her pathetic excuse for a sex tape. I am offended that Paris was even considered to pose as Audrey!
July 19th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
im sorry but paris hilton and the word classy should not be put in the same sentence. audrey hepburn was the classiest woman in history and for paris to be imitating her is frankly comical.