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There is justice after all. Paris Hilton freaked out and had to be escorted from court to serve her original 45-day-sentence. A judge overruled the sheriff and said she has to serve the entire sentence in the pokey and not at home wearing a not-too-attractive ankle bracelet. Her bling has been blung.

“It’s not right!” shouted Hilton, crying out “Mom!” Poor thing. No help there. If she would refrain from carrying on like a well, a spoiled heiress, people might feel sorry for her. But she makes it easy for even the most die hard fan to believe that the judge was right.

All is not lost though since, even in handcuffs, no makeup (a blessing, since tears would have made her mascara run all down her cheek holes), disheveled hair (even the extensions were ratty), and in sweats, she’s still young, still rich, and still able to command helicopters and paps. This gives new meaning to the phrase “pap smear.”

The Associated Press reported that Paris “cried throughout the hearing, dabbing her eyes, and her body shook constantly. Several times, she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, ‘I love you.’”

Judge Michael T. Sauer was not pleased by Sheriff Lee Baca’s decision to release Hilton three days into her sentence due to an unspecified “medical condition.”

“I at no time condoned the actions of the sheriff and at no time told him I approved the actions,” Sauer said. “At no time did I approve the defendant being released from custody to her home.”

If Paris behaves herself in jail, she might still get out a little earlier than 45 days, since inmates can get one day taken off their sentence for every four days of good behavior.

And we all know how well behaved Paris can be.