Paris Hilton Led Bawling, Whining and Screaming from Court

Posted by Maggie Van Ostrand (maggie@filmschoolrejects.com) on June 10, 2007

paris_jail.jpgThere is justice after all. Paris Hilton freaked out and had to be escorted from court to serve her original 45-day-sentence. A judge overruled the sheriff and said she has to serve the entire sentence in the pokey and not at home wearing a not-too-attractive ankle bracelet. Her bling has been blung.

“It’s not right!” shouted Hilton, crying out “Mom!” Poor thing. No help there. If she would refrain from carrying on like a well, a spoiled heiress, people might feel sorry for her. But she makes it easy for even the most die hard fan to believe that the judge was right.

All is not lost though since, even in handcuffs, no makeup (a blessing, since tears would have made her mascara run all down her cheek holes), disheveled hair (even the extensions were ratty), and in sweats, she’s still young, still rich, and still able to command helicopters and paps. This gives new meaning to the phrase “pap smear.”

The Associated Press reported that Paris “cried throughout the hearing, dabbing her eyes, and her body shook constantly. Several times, she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, ‘I love you.’”

Judge Michael T. Sauer was not pleased by Sheriff Lee Baca’s decision to release Hilton three days into her sentence due to an unspecified “medical condition.”

“I at no time condoned the actions of the sheriff and at no time told him I approved the actions,” Sauer said. “At no time did I approve the defendant being released from custody to her home.”

If Paris behaves herself in jail, she might still get out a little earlier than 45 days, since inmates can get one day taken off their sentence for every four days of good behavior.

And we all know how well behaved Paris can be.


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  • Bob
    I read an article this morning which left me suspicious, wondering whether Paris Hilton's incarceration hoopla is actually part of a brilliant publicity stunt orchestrated by her father and others in the Hilton Hotels empire.

    Published Thursday in USA TODAY under the headline, Jailhouses rock as overnight lodging, the article opens with the question, "Is going to jail cool?" -- an obvious reference to Paris Hilton's headline-grabbing in-and-out stints at the Los Angeles County Jail. The answer to the question came in the form of a pithy piece introducing readers to a trendy new adventure known as jailhouse lodging.

    I didn't make it past the article's lead paragraph before THE question popped into my mind:

    Could it be that the Hilton family is planning to buy the Los Angeles County detention center known as the Twin Towers, rename it The Paris Hilton and convert it into a trendy new jailhouse hotel?

    Certainly, it's not beyond anyone's imagination in today's "Top This!" environment that The Paris Hilton would serve as the flagship property of a new jail-house arm of the worldwide lodging chain.

    The lockup's cafeteria could be converted into a chic night spot. The medical/psychiatric section could become a posh celebrity rehab center for folks like Britney Spears, Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan and other so-called "Hollywood stars" to get away from it all after having "one too many" in public. In reality, the possibilities for expansion are endless as cash-strapped city, county and state governments face growing prison populations that require new and improved facilities, the likes of which Hilton money could surely buy!

    Keep your eyes on this one folks...and, remember, you read about it first at Bob McCarty Writesâ„¢.
    Bob McCarty Writesâ„¢
  • mullah cimoc
    mullah cimoc say paris hilton the good and the courage. him not run away, but go to jail. this calld the charcter.

    she the beautifuyl and the natural and having so many baby in future to be good wife and mother.

    but lesbian ameriki and lesbian ameriki mans hating her for natural the beauty and normal liking the boy.

    ameriki so wicked and hate the woman unless she killing the baby and liking the lesbian.

    in waziristan this not happen. father him not allow anyone hurting him daughter. taking the "special measure". but ameriki so tame now. no respect for self.

    in waziristan whole clan attacking this wicked judge and destroy, and also destry him entire family, to include even the second cousin. and burn with fire. and all grave of ancestor destroy and give bone for dog.

    hypocrite liar ameriki say him "free" the womans but in true..ameriki woman the whore with LBT (low back tattoo) and hate husband. only free to having the abortion kill bnaby , to being slut and bad wife not cooking.

    so soon all ameriki need make freedom and destroy controlling of usa by masters in tel aviv through spy in white house and pentagon.

    for him true and good info: cimoc@lgcy.com
  • Paris Hilton enjoyed her first post-prison shopping spree last week. The hotel heiress - who arrived in Los Angeles after a relaxing beach break in Maui
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