New Trailer Makes ‘Last House On The Left’ Look Like The Feel-Good Movie Of The Year

Posted by Rob Hunter (rob@filmschoolrejects.com) on January 9, 2009

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I’m not a fan of remakes in general, but I’m not necessarily against them either.  Basically, I usually just don’t care.  But they should really only be made when something about it can be done better.  Which brings us to the upcoming remake of Wes Craven’s The Last House On The Left.

The original is a cheap, ugly, mean little movie that’s barely interesting enough to watch once but never again.  The storyline about a girl who’s raped and left for dead, only to have her attackers taking refuge in her parents’ house, is both sadistic and cathartic.  So how do you make it better?  Judging by the new trailer anyway, you make the movie look like it’s about the power of love.  Check it out.

Sweet music (including a fantastic cover of Sweet Child O’ Mine… anyone know who this is?) plays over some brutal-looking action including a knife to the back of the head and a dude about to be microwaved.  Good stuff.  Craven hands directing duties to Dennis Iliadis, and judging by the trailer it looks to be a wise choice.  This is Iliadis’ US debut after his Greek-language film, Hardcore.  Tony Goldwyn and Monica Potter are both solid actors and it’ll be interesting to see them get their hands dirty.

Rogue Pictures has a lot to apologize for after the stank of The Unborn, so hopefully this will be as good as the trailer implies.  Some new stills have also been released.

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  • Rob,

    it's a cover by Taken By Trees
  • Iliadis is a great director the first half of Hardcore was amazing...it's still one of my favorite foreign films
  • First half eh? But you'd say it's worth a viewing?

    And thanks for the info on the cover band!
  • I hate horror remakes. Especially remakes of classic (cult or acclaimed) horror films. But, wow: I am actually excited to see this one.
  • Its ok to be excited for this remake - the original Last House didn't age well at all. Sure, the concept is great and at the time it was shocking, but the way it was filmed and the kills were downright pedestrian compared to what we get today.
  • I'm torn. I'll admit it. I can't figure out if the movie is going to be able to be as disgusting in the way the original was.

    And there is no way that the mother is going to bite off one of the attacker's dicks in the remake. Count it.
  • I don't know. Movies get away with a lot of shit these days: bathing in blood in Hostel 2, a face full of feces in Zack and Miri Make a Porno, setting a man on fire while his daughter is simultaneously raped in The Hills Have Eyes remake...I wouldn't count your chickens till your eggs hatch.
  • You know what was really messed up about that scene? She performs oral sex on the guy for like 5 minutes before biting his dick off. Completely unnecessary on her part, so I guess maybe she loves her husband more in this remake, as she doesn't seem to be giving head to rapists.
  • Yeah the first half was on the same level of Requiem For A Dream it had me in knots..but a movie about underage prostitutes would be an extreme film...the second half felt like a different movie but overall a great piece of film..I own it on DVD and I rarely buy foreign language films...that's why I was amazed when I heard he was doing Last House...it's going to blow away Friday The 13th visually and hopefully by violence as well...
  • Yeah the first half was on the same level of Requiem For A Dream it had me in knots..but a movie about underage prostitutes would be an extreme film...the second half felt like a different movie but overall a great piece of film..I own it on DVD and I rarely buy foreign language films...that's why I was amazed when I heard he was doing Last House...it's going to blow away Friday The 13th visually and hopefully by violence as well...

    here's the NSFW trailer for Hardcore

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOXPjRPtTrM
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