New ‘Rapunzel’ Image Shows Hair Bondage

Posted by Dr. Cole Abaius (cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com) on July 21, 2009

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Ah, yes. The joys of a classic children’s story in which a young, beautiful maiden is trapped by an evil witch and has to sneak her boyfriend up to her room at night by letting him climb her hair. It’s pretty much a retelling of my entire high school career. And, of course, Disney is recreating the classic tale of Rapunzel in Three Full Dimensions.

Now, Comingsoon has the first (mildly crappy) image for the film released over at Planeta Disney. Luckily, it shows off some awesome Hair S&M where Rapunzel has clearly tied up some dude with her golden tresses. It’s not my bag, but I’m sure some people can get off on it.

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I have no idea what’s happening in this picture, but it’s the thing of my nightmares. Some woman with a hair fetish is drawing back a curtain to reveal the really shitty happy faces that she’s painted on a wall – forcing some nice young man to struggle against the strength of her braids and admire her artwork. Frightening!

I’m expecting another psychologically scarring experience from Disney.

Starring the voice talents of David Schwimmer and Kristin Chenoweth, the flick opens in 2010.

What do you think?


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  • Yeah, lets get back to the Pinocchio days! Terrifying nightmare fuel time!
  • Cole_Abaius
    Seriously. That movie is one of the scariest ever made. Dudes buying up children? Children being force-fed cigars and booze until they turn into inhuman man-beasts? Terrifying.
  • Joe505
    Why the hell does Disney distort the faces of the characters? They look so round, and stupid. GO BACK TO THE WAY WALT DISNEY DID THINGS!!!
  • LowSlash
    Totally agree. I went on a bit of a Disney binge a little while ago, and watched Sleeping Beauty and The Sword in the Stone, among others. I love the style of animation they used back then.
  • silver
    Kristin Chenoweth is gold
  • I have no idea what’s happening in this picture, but it’s the thing of my nightmares. Some woman with a hair fetish is drawing back a curtain to reveal the really shitty happy faces that she’s painted on a wall – forcing some nice young man to struggle against the strength of her braids and admire her artwork. Frightening!

    ... that about sums it all up for me
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