‘New Moon’ Teaser Trailer Gives It All Away

Posted by Dr. Cole Abaius (cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com) on May 31, 2009

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It’s official. Summit has no intention of trying to lure in non-fans of the book series into watching their films for Twilight: New Moon. Judging by the first teaser trailer, specifically the way it tells the entire opening sequence and follows up by showing Jacob as a werewolf.

Not that I think any of this stuff is a well-kept secret, but if this is just the teaser, I imagine we’ll have the entire movie fleshed out with just as much bad CGI by the final trailer.

What?! Jacob is…a werewolf?!

This. Is. A. Shock.

Thanks for the spoiler warning, Twilight: New Moon teaser trailer. And now, since I’m essentially talking directly to a trailer now, I’ll let you guys all discuss the horribly bad CGI at the end that I can only hope will get fixed before the movie comes out. I’m guessing they had to spend more of the CGI budget on making Taylor Lautner look ripped.

Twilight: New Moon hits theaters on November 20, 2009. You can check out the trailer in HD over on MySpace.

What do you think? Will Bella really never see Edward again? Will they buy a new piano? Why was Bob Marley threatening to eat our heroine?


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  • ok i'll come out and say it.. I liked it, yeah it could be done alot better with the CGI, but at least it looks better then Dragonball..
  • Ryan
    Hey. Dragonball was good. This looks like the same thing is going on as in the first. Edward just flip-flops back and forth between whether he can be with Bella. Again
  • Airea
    Dragonball was horrific. It got like a 2/10 on RT. xD
  • what? I can't even say how bad this hole thong looks. It is really a moneymaker for homosexual men and silly girls. I wolud like to see Dragonball again (and I didn't like it) just to pass this one.

    The CGI looks shitty, but it is better than the first movie
  • phrenetik
    What really irks me about the whole Twilight thingy, especially by the looks of the trailer, is that it squandered its vampire love story potential into a teenage clichefest. Can they not even spare some effort to give the films the mystical and creepy aura that was hinted at by the fonts? Do they even know the meaning of SUBTLETY?
  • Oh for the love of anything holy. Can they not even put the franchise into something good? Oh wait, it's Twilight...My bad.
  • Anon
    "It is really a moneymaker for homosexual men and silly girls"

    Please, don't insult the gays like that. We have taste in movies as well
  • Guy Behind The Guy
    I don't get it? I don't want to put you in danger any more so let me leave in the woods.

    Besides all that I hated the 1st one. Baseball playing vampire family.
  • Airea
    HAHA. XD
  • MovieChump
    They stole the werewolves from Blood and Chocolate!!! That's like stealing a fake Gucci purse!!! CGI is horrible!!! I hate Twilight!!!
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