Comments on: New G.I. Joe Trailer Mixes Goofy with Way Cool

By: justadude

justadude — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 02:01:35 +0000

Yes and Yes! The trailer looks even worse than I could have imagined. Terrible acting, hot girls, defy the laws of physics action, and so many explosions that there is no coherent story that could link them. This movie is going to be awesome! (Are we sure Mike Bay had no part in this?)

By: LittleMovieMan

LittleMovieMan — Mon, 04 May 2009 13:10:32 +0000

Do they have little rubber bands holding there top half of there body to the lower half?? if so i would run around with a machete or a pair of scissors lol

By: LittleMovieMan

LittleMovieMan — Mon, 04 May 2009 13:10:00 +0000

Do they have little rubber bands holding there top half of there body to the lower half?? if so i would run around with a machete or a pair of scissors lol

By: TSA

TSA — Mon, 04 May 2009 12:31:33 +0000

I dont know what to say…..looks kind of cool…but the CGI sux….WTF is up with the green thing? some toxic waste? Should be a good rental I guess..

By: TSA

TSA — Mon, 04 May 2009 12:31:00 +0000

I dont know what to say…..looks kind of cool…but the CGI sux….WTF is up with the green thing? some toxic waste? Should be a good rental I guess..

By: tmccar20

tmccar20 — Sat, 02 May 2009 15:29:09 +0000

Effiel power and the Pyramids of Giza were both in Team America, and what about the outlandish vehicles, the cheese factor is through roof. I wasn't trying to hate, but come on you can't deny the fact there are similarities. You would think they notice these things as they were making the movie and then use some different landmarks. On a side note, Transformers was visual stunning, but the story was weak and the third act seems to come out of nowhere. Why is megatron be placed in hoover dam? I mean really? G.I. Joe is such a relic from the cold war anyway, It doesn't translate well in a post 9/11 world, or even in a post Berlin wall world. While this movie may a winner at the box office it will still not hold a higher place with generation X as the first animated series because of lack of cultural reference and that it is another rehash. You know what, It will probably get own its trilogy, so stop peeing your pants Insane12, over a comment that I made that is equivalent as me posting ron paul in 2012, or this looks gay.

By: tmccar20

tmccar20 — Sat, 02 May 2009 15:29:00 +0000

By: Insane12

Insane12 — Sat, 02 May 2009 02:03:34 +0000

God i hate theys kind of comments. Whoopdie doo they destoryed the alphal tower like they did in Team america…

Any people give this a chance. I remember similar events when Transformers was being released. Who knows may sommers will finally make a good film. I see it as big fun cheesy movie. Its G.I joe haveing an orgy with Scifi gadgets. Even if it does suck it will still be wroth seeing thanks to ray parks. He studied all the poses snake eyes does in the comics and uses them in the film. That alone makes me pumped for this film.

By: Insane12

Insane12 — Sat, 02 May 2009 02:03:00 +0000

God i hate theys kind of comments. Whoopdie doo they destoryed the alphal tower like they did in Team america…

By: nicky_cavella

nicky_cavella — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:34:12 +0000

snake eyes and storm shadow i want to see more screw the rest

By: nicky_cavella

nicky_cavella — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:34:00 +0000

snake eyes and storm shadow i want to see more screw the rest

By: JLTucker

JLTucker — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:32:15 +0000

Sienna Miller looks good in every film she's in.

By: Kangaroo Be Stoned

Kangaroo Be Stoned — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:32:00 +0000

Sienna Miller looks good in every film she's in.

By: RobertFure

RobertFure — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:01:10 +0000

Watching it again… The effects aren't that bad. In fact, if this was called "Accelerator Suit Heroes" I'd be all over it. But its called GI Joe so I'm skeptical. There could have been an amazing GI Joe movie or a cheesy one. This will be a cheesy one.

Sienna Miller's boobs look amazing.

By: RobertFure

RobertFure — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:01:00 +0000

Sienna Miller's boobs look amazing.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:42:59 +0000

Why is it that they do a 360 from what the charachters really are just to excite the group of ADHD kids this movie is geared to? Where was G.I. Joe in all of that? And at what point did he plug into the Matrix?

By: jack2jack

jack2jack — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:42:00 +0000

By: tmccar20

tmccar20 — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:02:18 +0000

I'm pretty sure this a live action Team America.

By: tmccar20

tmccar20 — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:02:00 +0000

I'm pretty sure this a live action Team America.

By: Aleric

Aleric — Fri, 01 May 2009 16:22:00 +0000

I have been a fan of G.I.Joe since it first came out, have all the comic series up to 2008, but that isn't G.I.Joe. That is to G.I.Joe what Dungeons and Dragons the movie is to the D&D game, not even close.

Just once couldn't they give Ray Parks a chance to be in another good movie like he deserves?