“My Breasts Have Been a Really Big Hit…” says Lindsay Lohan

Posted by Maggie Van Ostrand (maggie@filmschoolrejects.com) on August 20, 2007

To those few of you who don’t read Maxim magazine, you must be locked up in rehab or maybe you’re a Jesuit or maybe you’re dead. Otherwise, you’d be slobbering over the “Girls of Maxim” like all the other red-blooded fanboys.

Some of the Maxim girls have been Hilary Duff, Jessica Biel, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Scarlett Johansson, Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba and, okay, they did once feature Marge Simpson.

Gorgeous as most of them are (not so much that last one), they’d have a time out-hottying this month’s cover girl, Lindsay Lohan.

We know she’s been in trouble lately, and we know it’s probably bad at home and that’s why she bounces from one rehab to another. So what? She’s still the hottest of the current crop of femmes fatale.

In her interview with Maxim, Lindsay said “My breasts have been a really big hit … ” and Film School Rejects doesn’t know anyone who’d disagree. (She was answering their question: What part of your body garners the most attention?) She also told the magazine, when asked if she considered herself sexy, “Um, I’m starting to blush. I don’t know how to answer that. Every girl wants to feel sexy, and I like to think of myself as sexy. It’s a matter of confidence and how you hold yourself. Everyone’s sexy in her own way.”

There are some great photos of L.L. in Maxim, one of which shows the tat just above her, uh, her, um, her lace panties. It says “La Bella Vita” (The good Life). This is not to be confused with the earlier tattoo of the tiny outlined star on her forearm, or her latest tattoo, “breathe” written in script on the inside of her right wrist. For that one, she allegedly was inspired by John Lennon’s “Get out there and get peace, think peace, live peace, and breathe peace, and you’ll get it as soon as you like.” She might’ve gotten the entire sentiment tattooed if she had more skin, but she’s only 5 foot five inches tall and ran out of space.

We hope she stays sober this time. She’s special and we really like her.

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