Hey, guess what. I’m in Las Vegas this weekend and the sooner I get through this nightly commitment I made without thinking very hard about it, the sooner I can get back to doing nefarious things with the company’s money. What do you mean I can’t get the Bellagio fountains to form the FSR logo? Come on! Anyway, here are a few quick ones to keep you warm on a lonely Friday night.

Movieline investigates whether or not we can trust Michael Bay when he says that Transformers 3 will be better than the last one. My vote is yes, believe him. I believe in Michael Bay. Yes he can. Kaboom!

Who said it? Ron Burgundy or Charlie Sheen? I love this game.

CBS has given How I Met Your Mother at least two more seasons to suit up. From where I’m sitting, that show could go on forever and never cease to entertain.

That second G.I. Joe movie now has a release date.

USA Today lists the top 10 film podcasts that aren’t Reject Radio. That, or they totally fucked that one up. I’ll let you decide.

This If Movie Characters Were Hipsters project is the best thing to happen to Indiana Jones in decades.

The NAACP likes Tyler Perry.

End game: Donnie Yen is your master. This trailer for Legend of the Fist is only a small piece of the most epic of his epic works. It will mess you up in a very serious way. You are welcome.