What is Movie News After Dark? It’s a nightly movie news round-up column that is taking an unscheduled mental health day. It’s mental health is in a state of needing repair as its author’s physical health has been destroyed by several consecutive poor dietary choices. It’s trying to get him some help, but he’s a stubborn, bearded oaf of a man who cannot resist a “burger run” that concludes with an “ice cream run” that is somehow tied closely to a “Chipotle run.” Sometimes South Park really can be prescient.

So tonight is about you, dear readers. What news stories have you collected throughout the day that you didn’t see here on FSR? Put on your Clark Kent cap and bring us the best stuff that we missed. Then leave it in the comment section and feel free to go about your business as mild-mannered internet commenters. We won’t tell them your secret.