Movie Drinking Games: Smart People

Posted by Kevin Carr (kevin@filmschoolrejects.com) on April 11, 2008

I hate smart people, but I liked Smart People. It reminds me of my family, only without the intellectuals, pot smoking and acrid dysfunction. Still, getting through the characters’ problems in the film can cause you to drink a bit, and here’s some help in that matter…

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t ever be as pompous as Dennis Quaid is in the film.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone eats, drinks or smokes
Dennis Quaid rides in a car
Vanessa (Ellen Page) reminds you of Juno
Dennis Quaid says something pompous or pretentious

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Food
A classroom
Sara Jessica Parker in a doctor’s coat
Thomas Haden Church in a sweatshirt

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“Carnegie” or “Mellon”
“SAT”
“professor” or “doctor”
“Wetherhold”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Dennis Quaid doesn’t ride in the left side of a car

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