Ever wonder why you can’t get into that sex club where hot people call you for meaningless, anonymous sex? Well, you can’t. But you can drink so much that the people you randomly meet appear to be those hot people, and that makes the meaningless, anonymous sex all the more fun. Why should Huge Jackman get all the perks?

Enjoy this drinking game, and you might be wearing the goggles that turn someone like me into Huge Jackman.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t ever go to the ice machine when Michelle Williams is hot and ready in the motel room.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
A phone rings
Someone talks on a cell phone
A scene takes place in a hotel room
There’s some form of deception going on

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Nudity
A water pipe
A computer screen
A conference room

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“Are you free tonight?”
“club”
“Wyatt”
“Jonathan” or “McQuarry”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Someone dies