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I hated Funny Games. I mean, I really, really, really hated this movie. But what would have made it better? You guessed it: copious amounts of alcohol.

Please, I beg of you. If you dare see this movie, take a case or two of beer with you. Smuggle it under your coat or something. It’s the only way to enjoy yourself.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and never invite creepy kids wearing gloves in the middle of the summer into your house.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
A new opera song plays
The assailants call each other by a pet name
The family should notice something is wrong
The movie becomes self-aware or contemplates itself

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A boat
Eggs
A golf ball
A gun

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“fun” or “funny”
“games”
“please”
“jelly rolls”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Someone is killed
Something uses a remote control