Funny Games Movie Drinking Game

Posted by Kevin Carr (kevin@filmschoolrejects.com) on March 14, 2008

I hated Funny Games. I mean, I really, really, really hated this movie. But what would have made it better? You guessed it: copious amounts of alcohol.

Please, I beg of you. If you dare see this movie, take a case or two of beer with you. Smuggle it under your coat or something. It’s the only way to enjoy yourself.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and never invite creepy kids wearing gloves in the middle of the summer into your house.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
A new opera song plays
The assailants call each other by a pet name
The family should notice something is wrong
The movie becomes self-aware or contemplates itself

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A boat
Eggs
A golf ball
A gun

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“fun” or “funny”
“games”
“please”
“jelly rolls”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Someone is killed
Something uses a remote control


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  • you hated hated hated it? that much? i've been looking forward to seeing it... why did you despise it so much?
  • jill
    I didn't like how closed in the movie was. The feeling was warm, closed in,quiet and hopeless. I didn't like the characters which were 2 dimensional. Hardly any emotion was displayed, no background information. Except Worried free inquizative glee displayed by micheal pitt.(boring) and thats it. No real drama,no real story.Random acts of violence by psychotic blue blood guy.I can understand that the writers are seemingly saying that this is a killer,a killer is someone who walks up to your peaceful life and kills everything about you and those you love without warning. OK!
    Thanks for the message. But next time could you make it interesting. I fast forwarded through this movie and didn't miss a thing. No new character developments,no new scene, nothing. What is the word for frusterating and boring at the same time. Anyway its a good sleeping pill.
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