Monica Bellucci is One Hot Witch

Posted by Robert Fure (robert@filmschoolrejects.com) on June 19, 2009

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Monica Bellucci has been making this world a bustier and more beautiful place for 44 years.  It’s hard to imagine a hotter 44 year old woman.  Lucky for all of us she’s been cast in The Sorcerer’s Apprentice as Veronica, who appears to be a busty, beautiful, dress wearing woman, who is possibly and probably a witch of some sort.  Although technically the film is calling them “sorceresses” to be politically correct.  Lame.

Also on the lame scale – she plays Nicolas Cage’s long lost love.  I’ll defend Nic Cage in a lot of areas but this dude is not hot enough to be pulling down primo-tail like Bellucci or Jessica Biel (Next).  Hopefully Bellucci’s character spends a lot of time breathing heavily in a low cut dress and very little time interacting romantically with Cage, because otherwise my day dreams are going to be gross instead of sexy.  Check out the pictures below and start breathing heavy yourself, then pop over to Just Jared for a little mo’ info.

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  • microbefox
    Wow, that strand of hair slightly covering that cleavage... yeah, hot.
  • What is the deal with Cage having ridiculous hair in every movie he's in? Is he trying to make it a signature for him?
  • Chris
    I was just about to say the same thing...what is with his hairstyles in movies? It's become a running gag
  • KevinCarr
    The new stills really had me going... until Nicolas Cage showed up in them. What a goob!
  • HGMIV
    Even in the still, Cage looks like he's overacting.
  • 1_bagel_wash_frog_tulip_1
    she's aging well, the ol monica
  • Meli_V
    That last picture cracks me up, Cage looks like he's getting ready to recite Shakespeare. I love Monica Bellucci the woman is gorgeous, but damn it, why is she in this movie??
  • naveen
    oh my goddess bellucci....!!! i donnno how she manages to keep em lucious even at this age....
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