Michael Moore’s Fanmade ‘Twilight’ Film Gets Trailer

Posted by Dr. Cole Abaius (cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com) on June 13, 2009

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Time’s change. People change. Michael Moore does not seem to change. Back when I was watching Fahrenheit 9/11 in a grass field just a few blocks from President George Bush’s ranch in Texas, I was overwhelmed with sophomoric fervor for how terrible our leaders had behaved. I was angry, pissed off, and I knew very little more about the situation than what Michael Moore told me. Now I watch his films, and now this teaser trailer for his new “vampire” movie which can only be the lower-form-of-humor reference to blood-sucking bail out banks, and roll my eyes. I probably didn’t realize it before, but Michael Moore is quickly becoming the kid in class that reminds the teacher that she forgot to assign homework.

Now he’s got a PSA-style trailer that would have been done better as an Onion News Network report:

Moore has a keen sense for satire, but he just can’t deliver it dryly enough to make it funny. Instead, he comes off smirking through the whole thing, so self-satisfied that he made a funny. Still no actual footage from the film or a title for it, but I’m glad that he’s out there shilling. Someone has to.

Now that we have someone assigned to place the blame, can we go ahead and assign someone to accept the situation, look toward the future, and find a solution? That would be awesome, thanks.

What do you think? It needs more Bella right?


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  • Edward really let himself go, huh?
  • !_!
    franklin is going to knock out sylvia, i feel he just didnt have it no more after he lost to rampage i mean i knocked him out 2x!! before, might as well call it quits if he loses this one sry bro but it aint PFC no more...sorry lil ufc commercial came before the trailer. anyways how many enemies is this guy going to make anyways
  • I agree with Moore almost on every point/movie he makes... thankfully, I see through his own self-importance. He's on the far left... in a lot of ways, not much better than the far right.

    UFC sucks. Sorry.
  • There is certainly a big difference though which is that Moore doesn't pretend what his views are while trying to appeal to mainstream America, he just says what he believes and lets the cards fall where they may.

    Compare that to Fox 'news' who regularly drop in 'people are saying' or 'the feeling seems to be' before spraying hateful bile on a NEWS show.
  • You're right of course, but he still seems to me to be that fat, smelly kid that I gave a wedgie to in fifth grade. He comes across as being "I'm smarter than you all." when you know he just isn't.
  • That's true but when you place the person doing the wedgie to him as Bill O'Reilly you can't help but say the man's right.

    I may not agree with everything he says and sometimes his means are unscrupulous but his end goal is worthy so far that I give him leeway.
  • The Comedian
    What Vampire movie?
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