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Merry Christmas from FSR!

Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on December 25, 2007

Hello everyone! We just wanted to take a second to wish you a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah or a Happy whatever it is that you celebrate. Over the past year, Film School Rejects has seen a lot of things — but most important of all the things we have seen is you, our awesome readers. From some reason, though we can’t figure out what it is, you keep coming back for more attitude, more angst and more spiced up movie news. But no matter the reason, we are glad you are here hanging out with us on a daily basis — shootin’ the shit about movies.

That said, we’d like to wish all of you a very peaceful and happy holiday season! We will be taking Christmas Day off to visit with our families, continue to explain to them why we aren’t doing anything with our lives and be the subject of 20 questions from our crazy cousins on why we gave Eragon such a low grade — as it turns out, they were enthralled by the film.

We will return on Wednesday December 26th with our regularly scheduled programing!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! From our family to yours…

And now, a quote from one of our favorite Christmas Movies…

"Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

– Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation


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3 Comments

Robert Fure says:

I clicked on this to see a full body picture of Hayden, Neil, and you didn’t give it to me. Damn you… Damn you.


Kevin Carr says:

Hear, hear, Robert! I too was sucked into a potentially sexy picture of Hayden looking quite mischeivious this holiday, only to see Chevy Chase’s ugly mug. What the hell?


Neil Miller says:

Gentlemen — above I have given you a little bit of the desired Hayden treatment. Enjoy!


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