Mario Cantone and Olympian Nastia Liukin to ‘Chalk It Up’

Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on August 23, 2008

If it wasn’t for the Olympic fever that currently has me thinking more about tonight’s prime time coverage of the decathlon than what movies are coming out next Friday, I would have normally let this little production tidbit slide by without a mention. But in honor of hottie Nastia Liukin and her gold medal performances at the Beijing games, I think it’s worth mentioning.

The aforementioned Liukin is currently in talks to star in a film entitled Chalk It Up alongside flamboyant comedian Mario Cantone. The production, which appears set to begin sometime in December of this year, is under the production eye of Jasper Jan, who previously co-produced the movie Splinter, starring Edward James Olmos. While no story details have yet been released, we do also know that comedienne Victoria Jackson and Liukin’s Stick It! co-star Maddy Curley are also attached to the project.

Now, I know that this seems like lame news, but it’s the weekend and we really don’t have much else going on. As well, it appears that the FSR staff has come to a consensus that Nastia Liukin is worth talking about. As well, it was only a matter of time before she ended up in another movie after bringing home 5 medals from this year’s Olympic competition. But to be co-starring with Mario Cantone in what the title suggests is clearly a gymnastics movie? This is interesting. Who knows whether it will end up hitting theaters or go straight to DVD, but I will be keeping an eye, as this could turn out to be an interesting project — and by interesting, I mean that it could turn out to be horrendous. But that’s all speculation.


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  • Hawt.

    Wait--is she of age? If she's not, I would like to amend my previous statement to say...

    Hawt--in a few years. Reserving the right to consider her hawt when it's not pervy to do so.
  • Handy,

    She lives in Texas - which would be the best state in the US if it weren't its own country - so she's legal next year. So move to Texas, although it won't sound much less pervy.

    How are your daughters doing?
  • She'll be 19 on October 30 (according to Wikipedia). That's legal enough.
  • Okay, so she's been legal for almost two years in Texas.

    I feel weird, now.
  • Down a dark path this line of thought will take us.
  • I could have looked it up on Wikipedia. But that would have required extra typing and my typing fingers were all tired from commenting. So, now that we know she's on the verge of 19, let me just say without reservation...

    HAWT!!

    And... LIMBER!

    That, my friends, is a deadly combination. And by "deadly," I mean, "she can do all sorts of things in bed body-contortion-wise which can be visually and physically stimulating and create a unique, erotic sensation the likes of which most of us are incapable of properly fantasizing about."
  • daviedave_47
    Continuing down that path...why bother with a gymnist when a CONTORTIONIST is so much better...they can at least fold themselves in half (backwards), to create something of a "double pleasure."
  • sam319
    Oh, god. Mitch Gaylord Part 2? He was another Olympic gymnast who decided to be the lead role in a terrible movie, and now he is more known for the awful movie he starred in rather than his Olympic gold (I think he won gold? Can't remember. I only remember the terrible movie.) This movie with Nastia will surely suck. Considering this girl is an Olympic hero, for her sake, she should not travel down the path of terrible movie making. Yuck.
  • aaha
    Nastia is a sell out if she stars in this crap
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