Maybe it’s the name that’s making Nic choose such crappy movies to make. We know what he’s capable of (Leaving Las Vegas) and are forced to conclude that he must have been struck down by the infamous Oscar curse — the little golden statuette first made him rich and then screwed him out of having any judgment.

If anybody in Hollywood is still talking to Mel(tdown) Gibson, they might find his girlie name of Columcille a better one to call him than the names they’ve been using since his DUI. On that’s right — since then, nobody’s been calling him at all.

Ranked by the American Film Institute as The Greatest Male Star of all time, Bogie took on tough guy roles and managed to live down that name all the way to Casablanca and back. He also overcame having been the original model for the commercial label of a popular baby food. (Don’t call and tell me it was Gerber. It was Mellins.)

Seeing as how he’s the least girlie-looking actor this side of Wilford Brimley, if anyone can get away with a femme name like Allison, it’s him. Of course we still have to deal with the Drew part.

Best pals with Matt Paige Damon, we kind of like both their names but that’s just us. Besides, anyone who has an insurance company named after him is okay in our book.

If anyone should be named Tiffany, it’s Richard. Maybe the Pretty Woman wasn’t Julie Roberts after all. Was it a case of revenge when he named his son Jigme?

Doesn’t matter that this is a girlie name in the extreme. With all Q has given the entertainment industry, his mama could’ve named him Caroline and it wouldn’t have de-macho’d him in the least.

If we play Six Degrees from Woody Harrelson, we get that he was once a bartender at Cheers where Spencer Benaventure Tracy might’ve hung out to get blasted. We conclude that must be how Woody got Tracy’s name.