Jurassic Park Jumps the Shark
Posted by J.L. Sosa (jorge@filmschoolrejects.com) on August 13, 2007

It’s official. The “Jurassic Park” franchise is as good as extinct.
Bloody-Disgusting has revealed some plot speculation for the fourth film.
From Bloody-Disgusting:
Universal Pictures has officially begun casting for Jurassic Park IV, which will film in Kauai, Hawaii later this year! Laura Dern confirmed her return to the franchise as Dr. Ellie Sattler here as Sam Neill will NOT return. We’re told that the film is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.
This is dangerously close to Dr. Evil’s “sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.”
The only way I can see this working is if they cast Snakes on a Plane veteran Samuel Jackson opposite Laura Dern, and fully embrace the cheese.
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