Hitler on Avatar: Captain Planet with Cat People! Nein!

Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on August 28, 2009

This is why I love working on the internet — can you believe that there are people out there actually digging ditches? There are, friends. But not you and I, we get to watch awesome YouTube videos such as the one below. In the following clip, former German dictator and mass Jew killer (as well as known vegetarian and shitty water-colorist) Adolf Hitler talks to his aids about his frustration over early footage from James Cameron’s Avatar.

Choice moment: “It’s a glossed up Land Before Time 3.” Brilliant.

See the oncoming locomotive of internet sensationalism for yourself below:

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mychaleg

win. those were some great lines!

Jozef Garcia

Yeah, great lines there. I didn't enjoy the Avatar trailer.

!_!

that cuz u havent seen it in 3d so you dont have the right to talk crap bout the film jackass.

Mathias

It wasnt the graphics that were the problem. More like this reminded me of Ewoks all over again, with some rediculously forced high minded "nature"=good ; Humany = teh bad guyz

I could go on, but in reality Hitlers analogies pretty much sum it up best

ladyofthelake

You shouldn't have to watch somehting in 3D to see if you like it or not. We all have a right to speak what we feel, freedom oF speech, expression.

BlackManJew

that was great.. glad everyone thinks that avatar looks like garbage. Now i won't look like the only negative guy in the room.

kcmasterpiece

I love those Hitler subs...they are really funny most of the time.

Peter Donohue

It's strange, really. Public opinion on Avatar went from extremely positive to indifference over 1 trailer. Fox might as well not released anything until opening day. That seemed to be working better for them.

aaron

thank god I'm not the only one who is dissappointed. I was embarrassed to admit being really excited when the ugly n'avi came on screen.

Rohith

Although it was funny to read/watch this, this is nothing but a stupid attempt of bad publicity to the Avatar movie, probably from someone who hates Fox, Cameron or Sam Worthington. (Actually I don't really prefer having Sam Worthington as the lead character but I wouldn't complain if the story is good). What really matters is the story, graphics (in IMAX 3D), and all the characters' performance in the movie. I am sure Cameron has chosen very talented actors for the movie and Sam Worthington is not a bad actor.

Didn't everyone make fun of Cameron when he wanted to make the movie Titanic with a crazy budget. And then when the movie released, everyone said it was awesome.

Don't judge the movie to the point shown in this ridiculous video without watching the movie. Sure, it might be bad...but you just don't it yet. I am hoping for the best and will think positively hoping that this movie will be very good. I was disappointed by too many movies this summer and I just don't want that to happen again.

This year has some of the WORST movies of all time (in terms of story) released. Avatar might not turn out to be a great movie but based on the 16minute preview, this is definitely not a bad movie and I think Fox will probably get back all the money they spent on this movie.

Anyways, I guess Fox can manage a small loss on this movie as it has got a pofit of over $710 million on ICE AGE 3.