Jessica Biel Gets ‘Nailed’

Posted by Joe Ngo (joe@filmschoolrejects.com) on November 7, 2007

Cinema Blend thinks that Hollywood is running out of ideas. If they’re stealing ideas from porn, then I’m inclined to believe that they have! It looks like they’ve done just that with the newest Jessica Biel offering. This project is being created by David O. Russell, and its called Nailed.

Geez, I guess that they’re right! The premise of the film is that Biel plays Sammy Joyce, a socially awkward receptionist who accidentally gets shot in the head with a nail gun. Wild sexual urges are created as a result. She takes these sexual urges to Washington (where else?) in her campaign to help those who have been bizarrely injured. Jake Gyllenhaal plays an amoral Senator who Biel… ahem… you knows. She uses this to start her political career to help the cause previously mentioned.

Interesting plot, huh? Well, Russell co-wrote this one with Al Gore’s daughter, and is going to direct it himself. No release date has been state yet. One can only speculate when this masterpiece will be released.

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Richard Morris

Well the movie is ok with me....but we can do without the hillary clinton ads. she will never be president.

croco

HAHAHAHA thats awesome richard. funny

Phil

Anyone noticed the similarities of this and The Secretary starring Maggie Gyllenhaal. Tis a great movie, check it out.

anon

this is the price we pay when writers go on strike

Greg

Family movie time!

hobby

Sounds like there stÂ¨aling from Jon waters film dirty shame!! Great movie

803 prince

this production is BROKE if u haven't already heard the cast and crew have all headed for the hills beverly hills that is b/c the prodction of nailed was cancel due to lack of payment to the crew i had the opprentunity to work on the set for a week . the premise of this movie is very.......hmmm..... how do i say this...........its very elementary. i think they put more money into the catering than thay did the movie the food was marvolous the work was endless, some of the extras were praying to get in at less on secne, heres a word of advice to the director and producers "GET A BUGET PLAN".

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Jessica Biel Gets ‘Nailed’

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