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Jessica Biel Gets ‘Nailed’
Posted by Joe Ngo (joe@filmschoolrejects.com) on November 7, 2007
Cinema Blend thinks that Hollywood is running out of ideas. If they’re stealing ideas from porn, then I’m inclined to believe that they have! It looks like they’ve done just that with the newest Jessica Biel offering. This project is being created by David O. Russell, and its called Nailed.
Geez, I guess that they’re right! The premise of the film is that Biel plays Sammy Joyce, a socially awkward receptionist who accidentally gets shot in the head with a nail gun. Wild sexual urges are created as a result. She takes these sexual urges to Washington (where else?) in her campaign to help those who have been bizarrely injured. Jake Gyllenhaal plays an amoral Senator who Biel… ahem… you knows. She uses this to start her political career to help the cause previously mentioned.
Interesting plot, huh? Well, Russell co-wrote this one with Al Gore’s daughter, and is going to direct it himself. No release date has been state yet. One can only speculate when this masterpiece will be released.
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10 Comments
November 9th, 2007 at 12:59 am
Well the movie is ok with me….but we can do without the hillary clinton ads. she will never be president.
November 9th, 2007 at 1:07 am
HAHAHAHA thats awesome richard. funny
November 9th, 2007 at 1:33 am
Anyone noticed the similarities of this and The Secretary starring Maggie Gyllenhaal. Tis a great movie, check it out.
November 9th, 2007 at 4:42 am
this is the price we pay when writers go on strike
November 9th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Family movie time!
November 9th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Sounds like there st¨aling from Jon waters film dirty shame!! Great movie
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