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Jessica Biel Gets ‘Nailed’

Posted by Joe Ngo (joe@filmschoolrejects.com) on November 7, 2007

Cinema Blend thinks that Hollywood is running out of ideas. If they’re stealing ideas from porn, then I’m inclined to believe that they have! It looks like they’ve done just that with the newest Jessica Biel offering. This project is being created by David O. Russell, and its called Nailed.

Geez, I guess that they’re right! The premise of the film is that Biel plays Sammy Joyce, a socially awkward receptionist who accidentally gets shot in the head with a nail gun. Wild sexual urges are created as a result. She takes these sexual urges to Washington (where else?) in her campaign to help those who have been bizarrely injured. Jake Gyllenhaal plays an amoral Senator who Biel… ahem… you knows. She uses this to start her political career to help the cause previously mentioned.

Interesting plot, huh? Well, Russell co-wrote this one with Al Gore’s daughter, and is going to direct it himself. No release date has been state yet. One can only speculate when this masterpiece will be released.


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10 Comments

Richard Morris says:

Well the movie is ok with me….but we can do without the hillary clinton ads. she will never be president.


croco says:

HAHAHAHA thats awesome richard. funny


Phil says:

Anyone noticed the similarities of this and The Secretary starring Maggie Gyllenhaal. Tis a great movie, check it out.


anon says:

this is the price we pay when writers go on strike


Greg says:

Family movie time!


hobby says:

Sounds like there st¨aling from Jon waters film dirty shame!! Great movie


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