Faris To Do Deep Throat

Posted by Dr. Cole Abaius (cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com) on September 20, 2007

If you think that F should be a P, you’re wrong. You might be proven right further down the line, but for now you’re wrong, and I’m hurt that you doubted my typing skills. In what will spawn a slew of misleading headlines meant only to titillate fanboys, JoBlo.com is reporting that Anna Faris plans on playing Linda Lovelace in a forthcoming biopic about the infamous porn star who went from actor to activist.

Faris has made an impressive career for herself, rising above the popcorn appeal of the Scary Movie series to land parts in serious films like Brokeback Mountain and Spelling Bee. Although she’s still spending time on light fare like I Know What Boys Like and the (highly anticipated; Read: shrug-worthy) Scary Movie 5, it seems that with this latest project she’s propelling herself upward toward legitimacy in a way most actresses fail to accomplish.

Once production for the film that’s tentatively titled “Inferno” gets underway, be prepared for the onslaught of probing, analytical questions: will Anna do a nude scene? Will she bare her breasts? Will she appear topless? Will audiences get to see her boobs? And, prompted by the latest Zodiac news, will they be CGI?

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