Exclusive: The Lamest Scoop Ever, Bring It On 5!

Posted by Robert Fure (robert@filmschoolrejects.com) on September 26, 2008

We Rejects love our readers and our dedicated pool of “spies” who are always sending us little tidbits. We’ve found out great things about The Punisher, early news on Blu-Ray releases, casting info, all sorts of stuff. One of our most trustworthy and consistent spies goes by the name “PatientZero” and he sent us, apologetically, what he described as the lamest scoop ever. Here is an excerpt:

Not sure that this is even worth you guys running, but filming has begun on a little something called Bring It On 5. No idea on the theater vs DVD (I’d assume DVD) or any other information, but there is a film with that exact (working?) title in production.

For confidentiality reasons, we aren’t going to release the source he got it form, but I’m totally convinced it’s happening and equally baffled. Though on the other hand, this release could just be what we need to finally jump start our economy back to health. Forget the bail out, we need to get this thing on Blu-Ray, and fast.

Actually, I’ll admit to not even knowing there was a Bring It On 4. But now that I do know there is a four and a five, I’m popping a tent in my tight male cheerleader pants over this. I think when someone pitches a third direct to DVD sequel of something, instead of just going with it, they should put it to a vote. Like “What is the best entertainment use of $5 million?” Just see what happens. If all you can come up with is Bring It On 5, which is demanded by no one, not even stay at home, masturbate all day cheerleader fans (I know, I count myself among their ranks, errr..) then I guess fine, make it. But maybe you just take a risk on something else, like, who cares, competitive ballet. Or ice hockey. There are other sports. Or just go with something tried and true, like someone in a mask stabbing nude coeds. I digress.

Summation: Bring It On 5, coming soon to a Blockbuster near you.

Are you pumped to Bring It On for a Fifth Time!??

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Joe

I'm only for it if Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku & Hayden Panettiere come back and have this huge 3 way......if that doesnt happen then the movie is not worth the film its recorded on

Aleric

I agree, for me to even step in the theater to see any sequal to the first would have to involve full nudity and lots of close ups.

Cole Abaius

I smell Oscar.

Will C

Oscar, hell Cole, I can see that record from The Dark Knight tumbling right now. I'm going to pre-order my tickets right now!

TL

Another Bring It On movie?

I can sleep well this weekend.

Jennifer

Wait...there was a Bring It On 4?

Wait...there was a Bring It On 3?

Jen

Am I the only one who watched all four Bring it Ons? Um...for research. That said:

Bring it On: good movie
Bring it On Again: terrible sequel, set in college, no name stars (I like to pretend this one doesn't exist)
Bring it On: All or Nothing: a decent retread, Beyonce's little sister as Tough Working Class Girl, and Hayden Panettiere in corn rows
Bring it On: In It to Win It: the third best BiO in the series, bad acting, some sexual innuendo, and the kid from Scorpion King 2.

Enjoy.

jon

would you believe they are filming it right outside my window. I feel bad for the crew, all they wanted was an honest wage. instead they got this.

Natalee

FYI: they keep making them because people keep buying them. There is a huge audience for these movies. No business is going to make something that won't garner profits. There's another article on MovieHole with more detail and less bitching. It stars Christina Milian and is directed by Bille (he directed Honey).

lucas

I say BRING IT ON! cant wait.

Exclusive: The Lamest Scoop Ever, Bring It On 5!

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