Exclusive Clip: Yes, That’s Tiffany Thiessen in ‘Cyborg Soldier’

Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on October 4, 2008

Tiffany Thiessen in Cyborg Soldier

It has been a long time since I have seen the former Kelly Kapowski in anything significant. In fact, somewhere in the neighborhood of 2000, she dropped the ‘Amber’ from Tiffany Amber-Theisen and it appears to have all gone down hill since then. As well, from the clip that we’ve received below for her latest film Cyborg Soldier, it appears that she’s let herself go a little bit. That, or she’s not getting any help from the wardrobe department.

On the other hand, her co-star Bruce Greenwood (who does not appear in the clip) has been all sorts of busy lately — he played the President in National Treasure, an FBI Agent in Deja Vu and he had a solid supporting role in I’m Not There. Not to mention his role as Christopher Pike in J.J. Abrams’ upcoming Star Trek reboot. But in between all of that, he’s headlining Cyborg Soldier.

And now for your viewing pleasure, the clip:


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  • Attempting to take down a violent criminal inside a crowded diner. Nice police work.

    There was a time when Tiffany used to make me hurt in my pants when I was wearing jeans just thinking about her. How the mighty have fallen...
  • C.S. Lewis Jr.
    Neil...I take it you're not a big UFC fan? I just found it a bit strange that you used that first pic in the review but failed to mention MMA's Rich Franklin in his acting debut. I'm now halfway interested just to see what he is capable of, however I am expecting very little.
  • Jonathan
    Looks terrible.
  • Big Dumb Ape
    Actually, she IS getting help from the costume department. Based on this clip, they're clearly trying to dress her more drab, so that something like a flannel shirt can hang loose and not cling tight or really define her body. In other words, they want you to think she only looks bulky because of how she's dressed and because she's trying to stay warm. That's a good costuming trick, but you simply can't hide a face. So when she turns towards the camera at reacts at the 11 second mark, there's no missing the double chin and weight she's put on. But who knows? Maybe she's secretly pregnant or something like that. Either way, here's wishing her well and hoping it's not due to a medical condition or anything serious.

    Then again, what doesn't make sense to me is that you'd THINK that once the producers thought to themselves, "Hey, let's hire Tiffany Amber-Theisen! She's a cutie!"...and once she walked in the door for a meeting and presented herself out of shape and so much heavier...that the producers would have said, "Oooh...no...sorry. Not quite what we had in mind. We didn't know that your appearance had changed so much." I mean, yes, she has SOME name value based on her TV past, but at this point it isn't SO bankable that she couldn't have been easily replaced by a more "in shape" B or C level actress. So something seems funny there as well. So who knows? Maybe we'll all be surprised and under the clothes she really IS in good shape still...
  • Let the Tiffany Amber-"Thigh"sen jokes begin.
  • David G
    Oh snap! Franklin in a movie! He'll at least be better than Couture was in Scorpion King 2.heh. I cant wait to see his chops outside of the octagon! And is it my imagination or does Theisen look like she has some fuzz on her upper lip? Whoa, that totally shatters my whole world!
  • David G
    sooo when does this come out? Theatres or straight to dvd?
  • D Train
    Find...the...frikkin...key...Don!

    Theatres for sure.
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