Drinking Games

Drinking Games: Witless Protection

Posted by Kevin Carr (kevin@filmschoolrejects.com) on February 22, 2008

Uh… do I really have to explain this? It’s a Larry the Cable Guy movie.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t go around kidnapping hot chicks just because you think they’re in trouble.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone farts or burps, or there’s a poop joke.
Larry takes his cap on or off.
Someone speaks in a fake accent.
An otherwise decent actor blows chunks in a scene.

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A pick-up truck.
Jenny McCarthy’s cleavage.
More of Larry the Cable Guy than anyone really should.
Something that makes Larry look like a redneck.

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“Larry”
“key”
“disc”
“witness”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Larry wears a shirt with sleeves.