“Damn, I look good,” says Lindsay Lohan

Posted by Maggie Van Ostrand (maggie@filmschoolrejects.com) on August 11, 2007

“Damn, I look good!” says Lindsay Lohan.

In the September issue of ELLE, with Lindsay Lohan on the cover looking as good as an airbrush can make her look, she talks about her favorite subject, herself. This should come as no surprise since she also calls Calum Best “Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic - I think all actors have a little bit of that, and so they should. We’ll be kidding around, like the other day when we were in the Bahamas … I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, “I caught that!” I was like, “Damn, I look good!”

She also tells ELLE “I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I’m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don’t know what to do.”

Well Lindsay, we’re really impressed that you’re aware your life is distracting you from global warming. Al Gore might even have found a solution, had you paid more attention to him instead of hanging out in a Utah rehab.

Lindsay claims she always wears underwear when she wears a dress and says about the media “If I’m wearing a nude thong, they retouch it. I f—k around on my computer, I know how easy it is. They make my face look swollen. I’m like, ‘Are you that bored?’

Maybe if Lindsay gets sober and straightens out her life, she will again become cool. And that should help with global warming.

Editor’s Note: Damn, she does still look good. Crack addiction and all.

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