Daily Diversion: Ask a Ninja Reviews Ninja Assassin

Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on November 30, 2009

Ask a Ninja

“This is like the Saving Private Ryan for ninjas!” After having to sit through Ninja Assassin at Fantastic Fest, I was personally clamoring for some real ninja action — something that didn’t feel like a hyper-stylized cartoon. And something that didn’t star Rain. Luckily, my all-time favorite online entity Ask a Ninja is out to give us just that with their review of James McTeigue’s body-impaling opus. As you will see below, the real ninja’s take on the matter is far more hilarious than Rain’s bad acting, his threats of killing you if you don’t see it over New Moon are far more menacing, and in a way, we’re more attracted to him than we are Naomi Harris.

Alright, that last part isn’t exactly true. Either way, you should watch today’s Daily Diversion below, in which a real ninja reviews Ninja Assassin… hilariously.

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  • Aleric
    Funny as hell.

    Totally agree with him.
  • wtf is this stupid crap. i've seen this Ask A Ninja around, but never watched. couldn't get past the first 30 seconds. lost my interest once he actually fell into the trap of thinking 'Ninja Assassin' is a redundant title. idiot
  • Kamen
    I thought so too, until I watched the part where he talks about who names their kid Rain... hilarious as hell.

    Although, on a side note, Rain named himself Rain. His parents had nothing to do with it.
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