Cool Title Alert: All Cheerleaders Die

Posted by Robert Fure (robert@filmschoolrejects.com) on August 25, 2008

News from ShockTilYouDrop today that Dark Castle Entertainment will pursue the horror-comedy project awesomely titled All Cheerleaders Die. While there is no other news about this project at this time, one could assume it involves cheerleaders and their deaths. Dark Castle also has a third sequel to the House on Haunted Hill franchise in the pipes, rumored to be possibly a prequel, which would make sense, considering the House itself had a long, terrible history.

So… That’s it. But like, I’ve got a word limit I have to reach. Did I ever tell you about the time I sold Wolverine comics for drugs? No, never mind, that wasn’t me. How are you guys? Good, good.

But seriously folks, how can you not love a horror comedy called All Cheerleaders Die? Cheerleaders have long been the targets of serial killers, what with their candy smiles and their perfect, young, rounded breasts. I fondly recall watching the rampant nudity of Cheerleader Camp with a grin that would make the Joker blush. When some actual news pops up, I’ll be sure to fill you in, but until this, answer me this question:

What death would you like to see befall a cheerleader in All Cheerleaders Die?

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Maggie Van Ostrand

They should be sent to the Island of Dr. Eunuch where they'll be forced to try and get a rise out of him.

As each fails to do so, they will be given a choice of strangulation, shooting, or stabbing at the hands of Kathy Bates.

Sam

I think their death should come from some weird end like one could die from an explosion involving the injection of huge amounts of lard directly into the body cavity. Another could die from dehydration by being left in a sauna-type room for too long. A third could die from electrical shock from a plug-in vibrator. A fourth could be trampled down by a football team. Another could be locked in a locker and then baked for home economics class.

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Cool Title Alert: All Cheerleaders Die

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