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News from ShockTilYouDrop today that Dark Castle Entertainment will pursue the horror-comedy project awesomely titled All Cheerleaders Die. While there is no other news about this project at this time, one could assume it involves cheerleaders and their deaths. Dark Castle also has a third sequel to the House on Haunted Hill franchise in the pipes, rumored to be possibly a prequel, which would make sense, considering the House itself had a long, terrible history.

So… That’s it. But like, I’ve got a word limit I have to reach. Did I ever tell you about the time I sold Wolverine comics for drugs? No, never mind, that wasn’t me. How are you guys? Good, good.

But seriously folks, how can you not love a horror comedy called All Cheerleaders Die? Cheerleaders have long been the targets of serial killers, what with their candy smiles and their perfect, young, rounded breasts. I fondly recall watching the rampant nudity of Cheerleader Camp with a grin that would make the Joker blush. When some actual news pops up, I’ll be sure to fill you in, but until this, answer me this question:

What death would you like to see befall a cheerleader in All Cheerleaders Die?