Crazy Rumors
Britney Spears To Be Lesbian Stripper in ‘Pussycat’?
Posted by Paige MacGregor (paige@filmschoolrejects.com) on August 7, 2008
How perfect is it that Quentin Tarantino may have chosen pop star turned trashy drama queen Britney Spears to star in his Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! alongside hardcore porn star turned actress Tera Patrick?
Telegraph appears to be confirming last January’s rumor that Tarantino was considering Britney Spears, Eva Mendes, and Kim Kardashian with its recent suggestion that the princess of pop—whose acting career basically consists of a horrific performance in Crossroads, when she was cute and attractive, and a handful of comedic cameos on the CBS series “How I Met Your Mother,” after she had become crazy and not so attractive — might have beat out both Kardashian and Mendes for a part as one of his leading ladies.
What pushes this story over the top, though, is that Spears’ character, should she get the part, is a lesbian stripper/murderer. I’m not sure which part of that is more frightening: the possibility of Britney trying to mack on a hottie like Tera Patrick, or the possibility of having to see her chunky ass naked, or nearly naked for that matter, on the big screen. Either way, I’m not all that happy about the situation.
Given Tarantino’s penchant for wacky casting choices — apparently he just cast director Eli Roth in his upcoming Inglorious Bastards instead of award-winning actor Leonardo Dicaprio — Spears’ addition to Pussycat should come as no surprise. Honestly, though, I feel bad for the girl. She’s probably doing this in an attempt to get her career back on track after her last album, ‘Blackout’ bombed. But unless she recruits a personal trainer before filming begins she’s just going to look like total crap next to Patrick. Not to mention that she’s the one of the laziest crazy celebs out there, so Tarantino’s decision to cast her in a lead role in a movie—one of those things that requires a lot of hours of hard work—is a risky one.
At any rate, we’ll keep our eyes out for any clarifications with regard to this whole situation, so make sure you don’t lose any sleep over it just yet.
If Spears is cast in Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, do you think she’ll be allowed to have a single on the soundtrack?
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13 Comments
August 7th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
A dubious decision, but I hope it turns out great because I feel really sorry for Spears after she went all ape-shit crazy. However I think having big-names attached to this will kinda ruin the lo-fi feel exploitation movies like this are supposed to have.
August 7th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
As if Tera Patrick is all that great, technically she hasn’t produced a good movie in 5 years. This one smells like a straight to DVD release to me.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:52 am
I think we should give britney spears a break. c’mon. How in the world is she going to be ok, if we keep hating her? i tell ya, celebrities, no matte rhow trashy they are are waay stronger than us, coz I consider myself emotionally strong, but i break down when someone doesnt like me… and it goes on for a whole week… so there… give her a chance
August 8th, 2008 at 3:10 am
Of course she will get in shape for the role. She’s apparently trying to get her shit together since we haven’t heard much crazy news from her lately. I like this blog a lot, but fuck do you have to trash the bitch just because it’s rumored she will be cast in Quentin’s movie?
August 8th, 2008 at 3:25 am
wow, so much hate towards Britney. It’s as if the author of this post got molested by Britney wearing a strap-on dildo lol.
However I do agree that Britney wouldn’t be a very smart choice for this role seeing that she barely has any acting experience/skills.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:48 am
I can see Tarantino’s movie turning her celebrity life around.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:37 am
What acting skills??
she is playing a lesbo stripper she is perfect for that role!!!
didnt you see her kiss with madonna!
lol
August 8th, 2008 at 6:33 am
Yeah, Britney Spears is hideous! She’s clearly not up to par with the imaginary girlfriends of these digg users.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:47 am
Brittney Spears? Eeeewwww, thats gross.
JT
http://www.FireMe.To/udi
August 8th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Sorry to say, the Telegraph doesnt have a clue about what they are talking about.
The truth is that Britney is not being cast in the film, because the project doesnt exist. Both sides have confirmed that its not happening.
Read the details here:
http://mediamorgue.blogspot.com/2008/08/tarantino-still-not-remaking-faster.html
August 8th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
This kind of blatant “Isn’t it cool how much I hate Britney Spears?” tirade is as annoying, and no different than blatant “Isn’t it cool how much I love (insert celebrity or some other sort of flash in the pan here)?” tirades.
Even if Paige MacGregor is more attractive than Britney Spears (which she seems to be), if she really disliked anyone who is as “not so attractive” as Britney Spears is, than she should be hating about 86% of people that exist, which I really hope she doesn’t.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Hey, I don’t HATE Britney… I hate the idea of her not-as-hot-as-it-used-to-be ass being in Quentin’s movie, because I was stoked about the movie… which appears to not be happening anyway?
But all in all, it is what it is - both with Britney and with my writing
Like y’all said… don’t hate ;)
August 9th, 2008 at 3:12 am
Tarintino can make anyone look good in his movies, even Britney Spears.