Comments on: Bay: ‘Transformers 3′ Script to Be Different Than Other Two

By: timsteroner

timsteroner — Fri, 28 May 2010 18:32:49 +0000

how about they all move to another galaxy, planet to fight an epic war that won't be able to do on earth. gsus, we're talking Transformers here right? Fuck the humans.

By: soysauce357

soysauce357 — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 09:09:52 +0000

All of those sound likely – except #4. No one is out of Optimus Prime's league.

By: tmccar20

tmccar20 — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 19:48:04 +0000

He is requesting more ball jokes.

By: Jeff R Hall

Jeff R Hall — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 06:08:41 +0000

3.It will all be in iambic pentameter. – This line is brilliant. I laughed out loud, much to my embarrassment. I have to stop read this on my lunch hour.

By: will

will — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 04:16:46 +0000

maybe he means this one wont contain dialogue designed for racial stereotypes under the guise of ''humour''. anthony anderson and then skids and mudflap? come on! theyre all like the guy at the start of armageddon or in the rock where that guy goes “what kind of FUCKED UP tour is this?”

By: Aleric

Aleric — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 02:32:27 +0000

How about they make a Transformers movie that focuses on the Transformers. Novel concept, and think of the money that could save on screen fillers like Shae and Megan.

By: Mike Lee

Mike Lee — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 01:50:49 +0000

Make the next Transformers different? Would it be too sarcastic to just say “make the next movie not suck?”

Oh wait…Michael Bay is directing this movie. Obama should pass legislation, that Michael Bay never makes another film. Instead maybe Michael could just shoot those “national guard” commercials and get kids interested in joining the army. Or maybe Michael could do some library PSA's to get kids interested in reading?

By: justadude

justadude — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 01:20:50 +0000

You forgot the option that it might just be a movie about kittens playing with yarn…in slow motion.