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Ah, to be young and in love and dreaming of the mysteries of the female body. Oh, to be scared shitless by a vagina full of razor sharp incisors, ready to eviscerate any penis that dare broach that sacred curtain. I was originally going to make a crass joke that rhymed with “Wussy Bangs” (just think about it) but decided in the name of art to channel Walt Whitman waxing on vagina dentata.

Empire Online was given an alternative banned poster (seen below) for the UK release of the well received horror-drama Teeth. The movie follows a young woman named Dawn as she copes with her new found and somewhat unwanted sexuality after spending years as an abstainer. However, when the men in her life turn out to be less than savory characters, she uses her sex to fight back in the most painfully literal way possible.

Take a gander at the chompers in this X-Ray themed poster and then seriously give thought to just who you choose to take home from bars and how you choose to treat them. Teeth will be released on June 20th in the UK and is available on DVD stateside.

Source: Empire