Aussie ‘Antichrist’ Poster Will Cut Your Mind in Half

Posted by Dr. Cole Abaius (cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com) on September 13, 2009

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I’ve already heard too much about Antichrist. Whether it be from critics twatting all over twitter about it or from random people talking about what scissors are used for, I’ve sadly overheard things that I’d rather not know before heading into a darkened theater.

So I plan on saving you all from that fate. Luckily, knowing nothing about the movie as you hopefully do, this poster is still incredibly creepy.

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[Clicking Makes it bigger!]

Your guess is as good as mine as to what that string-esque entity under the scissors is. Shoelace? Skinny stain? Mini-umbilical cord?

I know what I’m crossing my fingers for? Thank goodness the Aussies can handle a little abstract marketing.

What do you think?

Source: ShockTilYouDrop


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  • bengibbard13
    my friend saw this at cannes and its them in the woods having crazy sex and she goes crazy as hell

    and lets just say the scissors have something to play a part in it.

    but. i doubt theyll leave it the same for america it was way to graphic apparently and had a lot of things that would not fly with the MPAA
  • chille
    Holy shit! According to wikipedia there will be a video game based off of Antichrist which will "be a self-therapeutic journey into your own darkest fears, and will break the boundaries of what you can and can't do in video games," That sentence has me both interested and scared.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antichrist_(film)
  • tjhawk
    I can't wait to play that on Wii.
  • Hmmm... Is it just me, or is it just a trail of blood down to the drip?
  • VICAUS
    This poster was designed by Jeremy Saunders ( http://www.jeremysaunders.com/ ), there's an interview with him up here http://www.australianedge.net/2009/05/jeremy-sa...
  • Cole_Abaius
    Wow. Thanks a lot for pointing that out. Guy is obviously talented.

    Very cool.
  • yousufgabriel
    THEANTI-CHRIST CHARACTERISTICS OF THIS BACONIAN CULTURE, AND AL-SAMARI'S RESEMBLANCE TO THE SCIENTISTS.
    By Allama Muhammad Yousuf Gabriel
    Yousuf_gabriel@yahoo.com
    The Gospel has used the term Anti-Christ, and no doubt the Baconian philosophy is an exact antithesis to not only the teachings of Christ but every revealed religion of God. But the term used by the Gospel is simple. The Prophet of Islam (peace be upon him) has a prophecy about Anti-Christ and he has named the Anti-Christ as Massih-id-Dajjal, that is a lying, swindling, simulating Christ, to mean that he will appear in the garb and guise of Christ, yet he will be opposed to Christ. This is very interesting as well as instructive. But remember, I say not to you that this is the same Massih-id-Dajjal as was predicted by the Holy Prophet of Islam. But I cannot desist from telling, that this Baconian culture has the characteristics so deceptively Anti-religious as well as so manifestly destructive that in itself it deserves its destruction by this mankind if this mankind has to be saved. Now I will cite every characteristic feature in this Baconian culture which the Holy Prophet of Islam has attributed to the Massih-id-Dajjal.
    (a) This Baconian culture, this Baconian philosophy, this Baconian science are one and all one-eyed, left-eyed , while on their right eye there is a growth like the grape. All these are based on materialism, and have to do nothing with spiritualism or the resurrection or the next life in heaven. This science is actually blind outside the sphere of five senses and can see nothing in the field of the spiritual.
    (b) The Baconian culture is the culture of loaves, of bread and may be seen distributing food all over the world. They who follow this Baconian culture of the world, they receive loaves of bread in abundance, but they who decline its teachings are refused the loaves of bread.
    (c) Canals of water accompany this culture. Crops are grown with wonderful rapidity and in amazing magnitude. Artificial rain is caused in the clouds.
    (d) This culture moved on its tour of the world and ultimately occupied the entire earth.
    (e) This culture presents its teachings on the lines of Prophet-hood, and then occupying all the resources of the world raises itself to the place of God-head. Today the confidence and trust of this mankind is not so much in God as is in this science and this culture.
    (f) It has its own paradise and its own hell. It actually has made this earth its material paradise. They who believe in it and follow it are entered in its material paradise. But they who decline its teachings are cast into the hell of poverty, misery and disgrace. Its paradise, however, now is visibly in the range of the atomic hell as a result of appropriate retribution.
    (g) The letter K.F.R. that is Kefir (infidel) are written on its forehead. A believer though illiterate can read these letters, while a Non-believer even if literate fails to see this mark.
    (h) This culture is basically the Jewish culture, based on the love of this world, its wealth, greed, a world in the skin of sheep. The Christendom and the rest of the world have come to a compromise with the Jewish spirit and are reconciled to it and have followed it. The Jew is the Creator, Master and Guide of this Baconian culture.
    (i) Its most radical sign against every pre-modern age is its mode of conveyance and transport. Donkey has been the symbol of conveyance and transport in the world. But this Baconian culture has devised its own mechanical mode. There is simply a mechanical donkey against the biological donkey. Only a man completely devoid of understanding and imagination could fail to observe this very manifest resemblance.
    (j) So fascinating and magnetic is this culture that none can escape its fascination except him who turns from it and takes refuge in the mosque. Today inside the mosque is the hold of faith, but outside everywhere this Baconian culture has its sway. How this culture---- had fared if it had appeared during the lifetime of the Holy Prophet of Islam, is the question that deserves speculation. The Massih-id-Dajjal means simulating Christ and we will now see that all that was done by Christ has been taken up by this Baconian culture to affect resemblance:-
    (a) Like Christ it gives health to the sick, sight to the blind and makes the lame people sound in hospitals.
    (b) It shows miracles like Christ, see its science.
    (c) Christ fed huge crowds, so does this Baconian culture. Its policy rather is based on supplying food to mankind.
    (d) Christ made forms out of clay like birds and breathed in them, so that they went flying. This culture has caused aircraft to fly.
    (e) Christ could hear mysterious voices. This culture has devised radio.
    (f) Christ had conversed with Satan in a dialogue. This culture has developed its television.
    And despite this resemblance, the opposition therein is, that whereas Christ had achieved these things spiritually, this culture has employed the material agency. And also, that the eye of Christ was lifted upward toward heaven and resurrection, while the eye of this Baconian culture is revitted to earth. Also that this culture could be destroyed only by the spirit of the otherworldliness which is generally associated with the name of Christ. No other power could destroy this Baconian culture. When the Muslims shall have discovered the spirit of otherworldliness in the Quran, a spirit which abounds in the Quran, then this Baconian progress will be done away with, and done away with will be the atomic threat to this mankind.
    Samari was a character in the time of Moses and was the maker of the golden lowing calf for the worship of the children of Israel. Real resemblance exists between the mind of and work of Samari and this modern scientist. Some of the commentators of the Quran have been of the opinion that the Anti-Christ will rise among the Jews to complete the work of Al-Samari. This character, that is Al-Samari and his queer workmanship has been mentioned by the Quran only, and no allusion thereto could be found in the Bible.
    Allama Yousuf Gabriel
    Adara Afqar e Gabriel quaid e Azam Stree Nawababad Wah Cantt Distt Rawalpindi Pakistan
    www.oqasa.org
    yousuf_gabriel@yahoo.com
  • Cole_Abaius
    This is the only comment that has ever made sense on our site.
  • Aleric
    What is under the scissors is a bloody Spermatozoa.
  • NAME OF THE BOOK : QURAN PREDICTS ATOMIC HELL
    AUTHOR: ALLAMA MUHAMMAD YOUSUF GABRIEL
    PRICE: RS. 30
    PUBLISHER IDARA TASNIFATE GABRIEL
    NAWABABAD WAH CANTT
    DISTT RAWALPINDI
    www.oqasa.org
    yousuf_gabriel21@yahoo.com

    Review from: ABDUL GHAFAR AAMIR, ISLAMBAD.

    A discovery made by the author first time in history, unknown to the non-Muslim world and Muslims world alike. The book under review is the nucleus of author's fourteen volumes written in English and an equal number in Urdu. According to the author, it has become obvious beyond any doubt that no protection is possible to supply the entire population with any means of protection: against the atomic radiations. So also the atomic war appears inevitable despite every assurance. The doomed mankind, doomed to a painful and disgraceful end is only ostriching. It is not a lay man's opinion nor could it be cast a side just as an alarmist view. Rather the majority of the atomic scientists all over the world have by and by come to this very conclusion. It appears strange that such a warning should come from the Quran which is generally regarded as a mere book of religion. This no doubt is a mistaken view, for, the Quran has more than once claimed to contain every possible example for man. If the Quran has mentioned the destruction of the people of Aad and THAMUD, and SODOM and GOMMORAH, destroyed due to divine punishment habitations that had comparatively negligible populations. How the Quran should omit the mention of an agent capable of annihilating the entire life on earth, human, and vegetation, rendering the earth incapable of appearance and growth of life for millions of years.
    The warning of the Quran comprises the brief, indeed very brief chapter called Al-Homaza, containing about thirty-six words. In this warning the Quran has mentioned the three main characteristics of this modern science-guided Baconian culture of atomism as the basic logical and scientific cause of the appearance of atomic hell. The three main characteristics are slander (propaganda) accumulation f wealth and counting it, and a belief in the eternity of the wealth thus accumulated. It is hard for anyone to miss these characteristics as the manifest feature of this present age. Nor any student of the social, economical, cultural and scientific evolution of this modern age could easily miss the link between the three characteristics pointed out by the Quran and the appearance of the atomic bomb and its associates unitedly called by the Quran as Hotama, that is the atomic hell. Quran has used the term Hotama. Hotama is a sort of a hell in the other world, with features different and distinguished from the rest of the hells existing there. The atomic hell of this present world (as is named even by the scientists themselves) is the replica of the Hotama of the next world, just as the ordinary chemical fire serves as the reminiscence of the ordinary hell of the next hell of the next world. The three habits which the Quran has given out for the punishment in the hell of Hotama are obviously those responsible for the appearance of atomic bomb.
    Fourteen centuries ago the production of the revival of the 500 B.C. Democratic philosophy of Atomism in the form of the modern philosophy of Baconian atomism (something apparently improbable at that time,) and the knowledge that of the tree main characteristics of the modern science-guided progressive culture of Baconian atomism as are mentioned above, and above all this the scientific characterization of the atomic fire, rather the nuclear fire, in terms which distinguish the nuclear fire from the chemical fire as is to be found in Quran's chapter under discussion, are the facts known to no one but God himself. Here is then an argument irrefutable for the divine original of the Quran. Undeniable even by the scientists. No philosopher or wise man of this modern age, not even Bertrand Russel, has ever hinted upon the root-causes of the appearance of the atomic hell, namely, the slander, wealth accumulation and the belief in the eternity of this wealth. The credit of this discovery goes to the Quran. The philosophers on the other hand have been making their futile appeals to this mankind to forget their quarrels in order to avoid the atomic ruin. Now proportional to the increase in their knowledge of the havoc of the atomic bombs, the pitch of the cry of the humanity against the atomic bombs is on the rise, but the circumstances clearly show as if this humanity is doomed to atomic annihilation. Bertrand Russel in his letter to author in 1964 was not a miss when he declared the end of this humanity in the atomic bomb. No power on earth can save this world from the nuclear doom. This warning and the guidance therein by the Quran appears to be the only hope for the mankind to escape the painful and disgraceful end. This indeed figures as the Noah's Ark in this fiery deluge of this present world. The study of the subject treated in this book under review clearly reveals that the true appreciation of the scientific side of the subject is for a physicist of the caliber of Einstein, while the Quranic side is reserved for a commentator of the level of Razi. Yet it appears something surprising that anyone with average understanding could apprehend the topic. The matter contained by the book both on the Quran's and science's side is so manifest that no need for either quotations of bibliography is felt. The subject appears as a challenge to the modern scientist in reference to Quran's general challenge to the human and the Jinn collectively to compose a chapter like the Quran.
    Abdul Ghafar AAmir,
    Pakistan Observer daily,
    Islamabad. Pakistan
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