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Ashley Tisdale is a Sexy Witch
Posted by Robert Fure (robert@filmschoolrejects.com) on April 18, 2008
Bolstered to stardom by the High School Musical franchise, sexy and now pop-music starlet Ashley Tisdale will star in the upcoming United Artists remake of Teen Witch. The story follows a dorky teenage girl that discovers she is descended from a line of witches. I’m sure then she’ll activate her powers, battle some sort of Bully Queen, make friends, alienate friends, and then correct everything at the end, which will probably take place at a school dance.
The original follows…. The original isn’t even worth watching or talking about. Imagine Teen Wolf but if it sucked and was called Teen Witch and it sucked. Also it sucked.
Hopefully the new movie will be worth a watch. Tisdale is also apparently being groomed for her own TV show. Despite the fact there has been no work done on Teen Witch, it will hit theaters next year - a true sign of the quality it will be.
Source: Movie Web
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One Comment
April 18th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
I believe she is just producing the TV Show, which is based on her “way cool” job at the mall when she was a…youth?? Oh, these old souls. Where does the time go? :/
I already sang my way cool Teen Witch song on /film, so I’ll spare it here. But, why does her face always look like she’s taking a dump in her pictures?