6 New G.I. Joe Cobra Pics are Riveting

Posted by Dr. Cole Abaius (cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com) on June 4, 2009

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As you can see from the header as well as its full counter-part down below, there’s going to be some riveting done by Channing Tatum in G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra. Either that, or it’s a caulking gun. It’s sort of hard to tell from this angle.

But, wow, do these pictures look lame.

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gijoecobra6 FYI: This movie gets released on August 7th, 2009, and its budget was more than $20.

What do you think? How awesome is that fake, plastic gun? Intimidating!

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Raechel Gasparac

This film better not suck, or I will have to go Ninja on some studio executives.

Dan

It's gonna suck

Adam_Since_1986

Yeah it is

ILRYN

this film looks like utter garbage, but sienna miller just looks so hot... I'm pretty much just gonna see it because of her in that outfit.

MarkMushakian

Aside from some differences in punctuation, this is the gist of what I was going to say :)

I will be seeing this movie in the theater on a free pass... sitting with a friend in the back row, laughing at the silliness, and enjoying the Sienna Miller-ness.

Irene Chang

like the famous saying: "When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship." (Joseph Campbell) - good work!!!

Meli

I've had a feeling this movie would suck the moment Stephen Sommers was hired, but a part of me held out hope that maybe it'd turn out alright; I don't know what I was thinking. Over the last week everything that has popped up as been awful.

TJL

I wish they would realse some official pictures of Cobra Commander.

Aleric

I can say I am truely under whlemed with the look of most of the costumes and the weapondry. Not to mention the fact that Sienne Miller sounds like a valley girl with a gun.