The moment that Ricky Gervais secretly waits for every year is upon us. The nominations for the 31st Golden Raspberry Awards are in.

The Razzies is a different kind of awards show, not one that heaps false praise on people that it doesn’t respect, but one that dishonors the worst work of the year. No, their nominees for Worst Picture aren’t quite as bad as the Golden Globe nominees for Best Picture – Comedy or Musical, but it’s still generally considered an insult to earn Razzie recognition, and God forbid you actually win.

Looking over this year’s nominees has left me in a confused emotional state. The only film I’ve seen that on here is The Expendables. Does that make me a bad film fan or a smart consumer?  Can one truly appreciate the good if he hasn’t waded through most of the bad? In 2011, I solemnly vow to see more bad movies.

WORST PICTURE

The Bounty Hunter

The Last Airbender

Sex and the City 2

Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Vampires Suck

WORST ACTOR

Jack Black / Gulliver’s Travels

Gerard Butler / The Bounty Hunter

Ashton Kutcher / Killers and Valentine’s Day

Taylor Lautner / Twilight Saga: Eclipse and Valentine’s Day

Robert Pattinson / Remember Me and Twilight Saga: Eclipse

WORST ACTRESS

Jennifer Aniston / The Bounty Hunter and The Switch

Mylie Cyrus / The Last Song

Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon / Sex & the City 2

Megan Fox / Jonah Hex

Kristen Stewart / Twilight Saga: Eclipse

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Jessica Alba / The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete and Valentine’s Day

Cher / Burlesque

Liza Minnelli / Sex & the City 2

Nicola Peltz / The Last Airbender

Barbra Streisand / Little Fockers

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Billy Ray Cyrus / The Spy Next Door

George Lopez / Marmaduke, The Spy Next Door and Valentine’s Day

Dev Patel / The Last Airbender

Jackson Rathbone / The Last Airbender and Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Rob Schneider / Grown Ups

WORST EYE-GOUGING MIS-USE Of 3-D

Cats & Dogs 2: Revenge of Kitty Galore

Clash of the Titans

The Last Airbender

Nutcracker 3-D

Saw 3-D (aka Saw VII)

WORST SCREEN COUPLE / WORST SCREEN ENSEMBLE

Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler / The Bounty Hunter

Josh Brolin’s Face & Megan Fox’s Accent / Jonah Hex

The Entire Cast of The Last Airbender

The Entire Cast of Sex & The City 2

The Entire Cast of Twilight Saga: Eclipse

WORST DIRECTOR

Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer / Vampires Suck

Michael Patrick King / Sex & The City 2

M. Night Shyamalan / The Last Airbender

David Slade / Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Sylvester Stallone / The Expendables

WORST SCREENPLAY

The Last Airbender, Written by M. Night Shyamalan, based on the TV series created by Michael Dante DiMartino and Brian Konietzko

Little Fockers, Written by John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey, based on Characters Created by Greg Glenna & Mary Roth Clarke

Sex & the City 2, Written by Michael Patrick King, Based on the TV Series Created by Darren Star

Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, Based on the Novel by Stephenie Meyer

Vampires Suck, Written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL

Clash Of The Titans

The Last Airbender

Sex & The City 2

Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Vampires Suck