Comments on: New ‘G.I. Joe’ Posters Continue To Push Mediocrity

By: Aleric

Aleric — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:55:58 +0000

Bland, bland, bland…….Who is their art director, he needs to be shot. Hell I can do a better job than pasting a photo with a typeface on the right hand side and some red snow falling.

By: Aleric

Aleric — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:55:00 +0000

Bland, bland, bland…….Who is their art director, he needs to be shot. Hell I can do a better job than pasting a photo with a typeface on the right hand side and some red snow falling.

By: Yo-Ho

Yo-Ho — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 18:12:13 +0000

Wishful thinking but maybe, just maybe, this is an origin film of the Joes and they'll eventually get their more personalized uniforms later in the film. But so far *yawn.* I'll wait for the reviews and maybe netflix it for the women pushing their asses out. That kind of thing can save almost any movie. Of course, having Wayan as Ripcord knocks it down by at least -100.

By: Yo-Ho

Yo-Ho — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 18:12:00 +0000

By: Jud

Jud — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 12:22:39 +0000

You can't really screw up Snake Eyes…he's an easy character to pull off. They didn't all dress the same in the show, so why do they dress the same in the movie? Cobra Commander can be the only saving grace, but the movie will still be just OK, if that. One or two good action scenes, and some throw back stuff will make it watchable, but its not going to be good, and that sucks because there should be a good live action GI Joe film.

By: Jud

Jud — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 12:22:00 +0000

By: RobertFure

RobertFure — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:33:49 +0000

At least it's not showing off the huge bulky robot armor from the other production stills. The one dude looked like he had a boombox on his chest. And I'm not going to throw Paramount under the bus yet. They did awesome with Transformers. I will however begin blaming Sommers now, because he's never made a good movie. Scarlett, Snake Eyes, and the Baroness all look good. Scarlett is a good example of how you can update her look away from leather jackets or some sort of leotard with stars on it and keep the essence the same. All the other troops however lost all their personality and look like clones.

By: RobertFure

RobertFure — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:33:00 +0000

By: Cole_Abaius

Cole_Abaius — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:26:50 +0000

Those costumes look like they took the old Starship troopers uniforms and dipped them in black ink. Sexily dipped them in black ink.

By: Cole_Abaius

Cole_Abaius — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:26:00 +0000

Those costumes look like they took the old Starship troopers uniforms and dipped them in black ink. Sexily dipped them in black ink.

By: Meli

Meli — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:08:37 +0000

Yaaaawn. Though I like the Snake Eyes poster the style seems to fit his character, but the rest are a bore.

By: Meli

Meli — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:08:00 +0000

Yaaaawn. Though I like the Snake Eyes poster the style seems to fit his character, but the rest are a bore.

By: TonyRockyHorror

TonyRockyHorror — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:41:33 +0000

man, i love MegaForce with so much love.

By: TonyRockyHorror

TonyRockyHorror — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:41:00 +0000

man, i love MegaForce with so much love.

By: CaptainReg0981

CaptainReg0981 — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:29:40 +0000

Baroness, Snake Eyes, and The Baroness is cool but the poster needs more things to it. Have any got the original poster maker of Star Wars Trilogies. Even Iron Man Theater Poster is much better than these. Why can they have Destro holding the mask like a thespian looking at it thinking he will be that Silver dome'd head freak? Now that would be a cool poster. Or maybe Baroness is on the ground laying on her stomach holding the Destro mask and licking it. Now that's hot!

By: CaptainReg0981

CaptainReg0981 — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:29:00 +0000

By: Brian Rodden

Brian Rodden — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:23:25 +0000

Snake Eyes looks pretty cool, but the movie is probably going to suck.

By: Brian Rodden

Brian Rodden — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:23:00 +0000

Snake Eyes looks pretty cool, but the movie is probably going to suck.

By: Voltron

Voltron — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:17:21 +0000

as long as they keep showing Scarlett and The Baroness, im good.

By: Voltron

Voltron — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:17:00 +0000

as long as they keep showing Scarlett and The Baroness, im good.